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Having recently started a new job and my car being off the road (finally back on this weekend thank fuck) I've found myself in the unfortunate position of having to get "the bus" to work, the train station being too far away to be practical. What a stinking, sweaty, rat infested place "the bus" is. In the mornings it's crammed with mouthy, noisy, shitarsed schoolkids; in the evening it's half full of coughing, spluttering, piss-stinking old people. I daren't touch any of the handles or poles for fear of what flesh eating, incurable disease I'll catch from all the fecal based germs the underclass have smeared on them. They're ALWAYS late and the drivers are the most miserable "I'm doing you a favour here" fuckers I've ever come across. There should be cordoned off sections, no fuck that, bricked off sections of buses for normal human beings. I genuinely pity any of you lot who have to use these rat boxes to get to and from work every day. Can anyone genuinely say that you've ever had anything resembling a pleasant trip on "the bus"? Tomorrow is my last day on "the bus", after which it can fuck off and I'll happily sit in rush hour traffic in an environment of my own making.