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This thread is to discuss past or present injuries/diseases and to ask for advice on them. So, what is bothering you? At the minute the skin on one side of the middle finger of my right hand is very tender. Hurts like a bitch whenever I touch it. I've noticed today, on the skin right next to the nail, is a little green spot the size of a pin prick. Is this infected? Will it kill me? Will it make me more virile and manly? I need answers.

What kind of job has the dirtiest birds I wonder? Probably nurses in my experience. Pure filth. I've done a few dance teachers as well. They push the nurses close. Going back to my most recent ones I can remember it would be : Childminder, nurse, hotel manager, Insurance company worker, BP garage worker, nurse, Child support agency, Home & Bargain. The Home & Bargain one, I woke up with her when I was living in Orrell Park and could vaguely remember pulling her in town the night before and her saying she couldn't come back because she was in work the next day. I promised her I'd drop her off in the morning, I asked her where she worked when I woke up and she said Home and Bargain in Birkenhead. I proper couldn't be arsed dropping her off over there so I said I still felt pissed so I wasn't driving and she'd have to get the train. She had a face on her like thunder. I walked her the train station because she had no idea where she was and said ' see you later ' as she was walking into the station. She turned round with the most vicious look I've ever seen and said ' go fuck yourself you horrible lying scruffy prick. ' I was fuming at the cheeky bastard. One thing I'm not is scruffy. I couldn't think of a reply straight away so I just walked to Walton Vale and got my brekkie from Sayers.