Over on the Members' Forum (in your dreams, peasants!) Red Nick has just admitted that he never comes around here anymore.
Sounds like open season to me. (6)
- Red Nick is a massive Peter Andre fan.
- The mangina dance in Silence of the Lambs was based on Red Nick's daily pre-breakfast routine.
- If you lick Red Nick, he tastes like the jelly stuff in the top of a cheap pork pie.
- Red Nick once pushed 12 kumquats up his bunghole. He managed to recover 10 of them.
- Red Nick is an Evertonian.
Any more?