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"athletics!" "athletics!" and "athletics"! Scene: Winding down from a long day at the "pitch" (office), Roy Hodgson, as current first team manager, is relaxing with a biscuit and a sneaky game of FIFA 01. FITNESS is not as it SHOULD be!!! Roy has sent the squad out for team building in the form of "track and field" Soto: "OLYMPICS! This is a Sport. Back in the ancient times, Soto would bring great heavy trees - 5 in each arm - and in front of family would start a fire that COULD be seen across all of Athens!" Torres: "where is the football?" Stevie: "we NOW play together, silly sports day!" Paul Koncheskey: "I remember when I had a trial at Brighton - the DISTANCE I flew the Javelin! many men, and women, and children, would gaze upon my acheivement and exclaim me as King of Throwing" Leiva: "in Brazil, the games we play are like jiggy jiggy. Trust!" N'gog: "I am not PLAYING. I shall look at the others, relaxed, kick back a little Rum and listen to the sounds of Marvin Gaye - my mood is chilled, is pleasure, is grapes served by 16yo virgins, each Cuckoo cooked with tremendous expertise upon individual teeth of a tiger. My style, my play - is EXOTIC" *suddenly - the crashing sound of the Danish national singing voice" ALL: "bloody hell, Christian is wearing FULL training gear and ready for the high jump" Poulsen: "You! Mr Hodgson! You watch TV, but now I summon little Jay Spearing to fetch my "POLE SON" (Poulsen!!)" Amoo: "Lord Coe presents London 2012!" All: "Braaaaaaaaaaaap!"