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1. Keane should of signed for Spurs on the 15th January. 2. Heskey was Keane's replacement when he signed. 3. Heskey and Keane have the same agent. 4. Everything was in place for the middle of January. 5. Along stepped someone. 6. Someone told someone that someone was not signing after all for his old team. 7. Someone that wondered what the fuck. 8. Someone's team then realised that they were trying to get fucked over and got in touch with another team. 9. The other team then asked someone's team......how much ? 10. The someone's team team then said £2m but we'll call it £3.5m. with add ons. 11. Then a manager whose initials might be RB wondered WTF ! 12. Someone was then told he had to go to an old manager because they wanted money for someone rather than let them go on a 'free'. 13. Because that someone was convinced by someone that he was never coming back, he signed for someone's old gaffa. 14. Someone then signed for his old club with minutes to go in the window and a certain club was left with a shortage of strikers for the rest of the season. 15. All above is alledgedly, because I am pissed and pissed off with certain people withing the club that I and you love. Where's the bottle operner ? Dave's got a lot more contacts than me and its not an issue, but what is an issue is that our manager cannot sign the players he wants because a certain someone thinks they know better. Can you please keep this thread going as the more beer I drink the more looser my typing becomes.

My daughter, 5, has now gone beyond all a fathers dreams. This weekend not only did she recognise Fernando Torres or Furdo Torres as she calls him. She cheered when Wales scored a try, but she also showed she was a logical and intelligent young girl. Last night as I read to her, she interupred to ask ; "Daddy, who would win in a fight between a shark or a snake" a pause for thought "It'd have to be in water though, because the shark wouldnt be able to move much out of the water". My heart melted ....... We went with Shark, though she said on land the snake would win. What does the GF think, Shark or Snake ?