The bloke opposite me at work is a top guy, Tony. Real nice bloke. The problem is, though, he brings breakfast cereal to work and eats it at his desk. Only he doesn't so much eat it as slurp it. He dribbles milk off his chin while he eats it and he slurps and guzzles every spoonful of cereal. It makes me feel ill and he's a fucking disgrace to the very concept of table manners.
Whilst I stand by my first comment, that he's a nice bloke, the daily cereal episodes make me want to stab him in both eyes with a pen and stamp on his head until he stops moving.
Does anyone else have a similar juxtaposing relationship with their work colleagues?