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18 hours ago, Scott_M said:

I don’t understand why Landon Donovan is on that flag.

Is it Donovan or Peter Beagrie?

Lovely cat analysis for the Zouma goal Dave. We noticed…

I was thinking about the effect of playing in a kit you think is a piece of shit. Small changes can have big effects and it’s no surprise that the team played well wearing boss kits.

Or it could be that we’re shit this season.

Welcome to being a Liverpool fan in the 90’s and 00’s. Winning against some of the top teams and then collapsing at Hull.

It’s chastening as we all knew how this was going to end. Hell, I was glad that I had to take my daughter out on Saturday and was spared most of the game.

Not expecting anything at Madrid either, if it was at home and we were three goals behind then I would give us a small chance. At Madrid though…

At least by losing to the bottom team we didn’t let Everton get away from the relegation scrap. Wouldn’t be surprised if they are saying we lost deliberately, it does seem that we are doing our best to give those at the bottom some free points.

Great report and lovely to see the “Ten Haag is a tactical genius” given a reality check. Rashford through the middle?

Brilliant performance from the boys, it made even Mica Richards bearable on MOTD.

Crazy to also think that Bournemouth and Man U are responsible for +16 of our +19 goal difference!

I have the feeling I’m going to be watching the game back many times this week!

7 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They feed in a load of variables and run 20,000 (I think) simulations of the rest of the season; Everton get relegated in 57% of the simulations.

5 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

I was watching our game on Wednesday but checking my phone to see how the shite where getting on. Doing the things we've always accused them off but I couldn't give a shit as its going to give me so much pleasure when they squeal this year. So yeah, I'm getting giddy too.

I did the opposite, watched the Everton game and flipped over for our goals. Like Dave, I'm talking much more pleasure in their games than ours this season!

40 minutes ago, dave u said:

 

Over the course of my lifetime I reckon I've scored 100 of those flicked finishes, easily. Might be double that really but I didn't keep count as it was like counting how many breaths you take in a day. You take it for granted and don't think about it.

1. How many of them while you were actually playing in a match?

2. How many while you were actually awake?

On 28/02/2023 at 22:08, Harry Squatter said:

Probably hid all the nazi gold in that cuckoo clock. 

“Where’s all the Nazi gold money Bill?!?”

17 hours ago, an tha said:

 

The way it should be....always....end of.

 

Not the trackie top though.

 

 

I endorse this post. 

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It was still the board that caused them to lose to Villa though. 
 

 

Have the Everton board been threatening to come to our matches every week as well?

2 hours ago, dave u said:

He is around the club a bit because of legends games and that, but I'm not having it that players are overweight. They train hard, they're consumate professionals and they have a fucking dietician telling them what to eat for every meal!

I’ve thought for a while that Trent looks bulked up. I know part of that is his natural growth from a 19 year old but I can’t work out if his slowness is down to lack of effort or being too bulky. He never had amazing speed but it’s like he’s wading through treacle at the moment. Another one for the medical team to f*ck up.

Just now, Red Phoenix said:

Fuck! Thought this started at 8. Ok we can start scoring now.

So did Trent 

2 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

Not sure what's going on here or what this means. 

 

 

 

 

I read that as we've conceded 9 goals in 15 matches before last night in the second half. Perhaps we run out of steam?

Strangely I am optimistic for the rest of the domestic season. That first 20-30 minutes was the best this team has played for a long while and let's face it, we'll only be playing a few teams half as good as that Madrid side last night. There aren't many who would come back from 2-0 down.

The only downside was getting spanked with five goals, hoping that they don't feel sorry for themselves.

3 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

I hope city cheat their way to another title and Arsenal get to taste the same medicine we have had to swallow. 

We've got more chance of winning the league than Arsenal.

Just now, TheDrowningMan said:

Arsenal have zero chance of finishing in the top two this season.

I hope Brighton finish second (given we will not) and when City have their titles removed, they get it.

3 hours ago, coachpotato said:

Yet he’s still not won the thing he was mainly hired for, despite all the money that’s been spent.

 

Long May it continue.

Let’s be honest, unless at the end of this the Premier League say “we cocked it up and City are innocent” then his legacy and his titles in England are massively tainted. And rightly so the Pompous Egotistical Prick.

Those bloooos have been waiting to play on our level for decades, nice of us to descend so far.

8 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

If only I could come up with a word beginning with E that could be an alternative for aggressive, then I could call him P.E.P.

 

I can only come up with Passive Emotional Pep, I don’t like it. 

Perpetually Enraged Pep?

This weeks Press Conferences are going to be interesting.

Hahahahahahaha

https://youtu.be/rblb0Sq-WMQ

Just now, Reckoner said:

Only internet bellends who change their opinion every 5 seconds

If you’re not writing “Gakpo is shit” in 5 minutes I’ll be mightily disappointed.

Just now, johnsusername said:

 

This. Fuck these cunts.

Yep, already heard the Victims chant.

Not sure if this is one for this thread or the Shitness of Modern football thread.

A Lebron James LFC shirt to be released…