Through Ball

Ronaldo wants out because he is no doubt shitting himself at the thought of Messi coming for his Champions League goal scoring record

Dwight McNeil is currently on 0 goals and 1 assist in 34 league games this season.

Dwight Downing

How many games have Xhaka ruined for Arsenal with a red card or a penalty conceded now?

He's got to be closing in on David Luiz' record now surely

Dave, did you see Arteta kicking off at Martinelli when he went down injured outside the touchline against West Ham? He yelled at him, picked him back up and forced him to go on to the pitch again and lay down there to waste time.

Martinelli was clearly in real agony and had to be subbed off, so that was hella funny. Proper shithousery by Arteta

You've spotted that Josh Sargent well. He's crap

That Tom Davies looks like he's never had a shower in his life. If he wasn't playing football he'd be barefoot in the forest hugging trees

"There was an element of “stop hitting them, they’re already dead” about this. The thing is though, I’d have been kicking that corpse until my feet hurt. Then I’d have pissed on it, set it on fire, and then pissed on the ashes. This is Manchester United. I wanted to absolutely destroy them"

That's the truest words I've ever read. I may just make this my first ever tattoo

43 minutes ago, m0e said:

 

Thanks man!

I'm not glad he's not doing videos at the minute though. It would have been the icing on the cake everytime Arsenal lose

I'd love to hear DT's thoughts on Arsenal these days, but I haven't found him on Arsenal Fan TV so far this season.

Troopz is over in America or something as well, doesn't feel quite the same

That Ethan Ennis who left us to join United can fuck right off.

The last youngster I can remember who left us for United was Scott Wootton, and I’ll never forget his name as long as I live. Fuck him too

No mention of Thiago's penalty?

That was as alpha as you'd like. He pretty much just bossed it into the corner

Belgium went full on retro mode with that three man back line of Alderweireld, Vermaelen and Verthongen. That was probably their back line in Euro 2004 as well

17 hours ago, dave u said:

Yeah he does seem like a right bastard him. Always involved in little spats. Remember the thing with him and Dwight McNeil? Hilariously petty.

Haha, yeah, I think that was the moment I realized he really is a tool, although the signs were already there

Reportedly Arnautovic's celebration was directed towards Alioski, so it was probably justified. That Alioski acts like a total cunt anytime I see him play, whether it be for Leeds or North Macedonia, he's always more interested in winding up opponents than actually playing

Did I miss your change of heart on Bamford, Dave?

I could have sworn you had a beef with him when he played for Middlesbrough

Dave, what ever happened to that podcast you used to do with Numbers?

I guess you really hope the russian team are on the drugs now, Dave, as I’m sure nothing will please you more than to see Sergio Ramos lose to cheating

Uruguay - Portugal is going to be a proper snidefest

Edinson Cavani is still running around being an absolute fraud. Mesut Özil too, but Joachim Löw finally came to his senses and dumped him

Scolari had Fred and Jo as his centre forward options before the last World Cup. Diego Costa - who was miles better than either of those two - got fed up and decided to accept Spanish citizenship and turn out for Spain in 2014 instead. None of them had a good tournament. Costa was ill-suited to Spain's patient tiki-taka approach but Scolari's more pragmatic system would have suited him to a tee.

 

As for Dean Windass, he just seems like the type of guy who would polish off an extra large jar of pickled eggs for a bet.

Not only did Brazil prefer Fred and Jo to Diego Costa in 2014 - they also chose Oscar in the playmaker role and left Coutinho at home.

I really expect to see Vágner Love this time around.

You're right, Mesut Özil is a fucking waster. And you're right, Edinson Cavani is an absolute fraud. I'm not too sure Higuain is a fraud though..

Seeing Charlie Adam's attempt to reach the rebound from his own missed penalty kick, I now actually have him as the slowest player in the league, pushing Laurent Depoitre down to 2nd.

"Moss was conned, so now it should therefore be a three game ban. Won’t happen though. It’s easy for the FA to make an example of an African playing for little old Everton, or a South American at West Ham. England’s golden boy though? Not a fucking chance they do anything to the big chinned slobbering cunt."

Reading this reminded me how the FA shat themselves at the thought of punishing Alan Shearer after he kicked Neil Lennon's face in

Earlier in the season I was pretty sure either Joselu or Jordan Ayew was the worst striker in the Premier League.

Now I'm pretty sure it's Joselu.

My three favorite Arsenal Fan TV characters:

1. D.T.

2. Troopz

3. Kelechi

I'm norwegian, so I don't know what Blood and Fam means, but I know I can't get enough of it

It's a shame it wasn't Funes Mori or at least Ross Barkley on the receiving end of that leg breaker tackle during the international break, and not Seamus Coleman. That's just positive proof that karma doesn't exist.