Shitty Arse

3 hours ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

Maybe a win for them today wouldn't be a terrible thing. It would keep the current clown car from running out of fuel. 

Fuck that. Looking forward to them getting a Boxing Day bumming. I can only luxuriate in it properly though if we do the business in our match. 

Slippin’ Jimmy 

I haven’t read one of his in ages. Just started Mr Mercedes. Looking forward to reading it. 

West Ham away then Villa for them next. They’ll probably revert back to getting their arses handed to them in them games. Really disappointing we couldn’t put the boot in yesterday. 

Ferdinand with his Peaky Blinders hat on. The fucking gormless whopper. 

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I couldn’t think of a single thing to buy for my ten year old but then I had a brainwave a couple of days back. Thought back to when we were at my sister’s a few weeks ago and my niece had a fold-up air hockey table that Turdsette wouldn’t leave alone. Found it on offer at Argos. Job done. Very pleased with myself. 
 

Upside is she’s got a surprise ‘big’ present to open which is boss for her and boss for us to watch her open. Downside is I’m gonna have to pretend to be shit at air hockey for the next few months at least. 

How much did you pay for that mate? I’m stuck for what to get my 9 year old girl. She loves playing them in the arcade with me so I’m tempted to get one. 

2 hours ago, Marko121 said:

He's one cheeky fucking cunt:

 

The fact is, the fans have been spoiled here in recent times," he told Amazon Prime Video. "They're used to seeing us do very well at home and get good results. This year, we've not been able to do that."

Speaking to BBC Match of the Day, Hodgson added: "All our efforts, all our work, all our toughing it out to keep us in the game didn't create enough goal chances and, as a result, the fans are unhappy because they came here expecting us to blow this tiny Bournemouth team away.

"But this tiny Bournemouth team turned out to be a very good one.

"I think the players' efforts in the second half were worthy of some sort of support really. But the frustration is, [the fans] came tonight thinking this was going to be an easy win for Crystal Palace and it turned out to be a home defeat.

"We can't force the fans to stay behind them in those moments. We can't get them to do what they are so famed for doing if they chose not to do that."

Prickly little critter isn’t he? Always reminds me of Harold Steptoe when he talks. Which incidentally is what I tend to morph into whenever I’m doing an impression of him. 

I’ve stuck this on hoping to see the Mancs get beat or draw. I can’t believe how fucking shit Chelsea look. They’ve been abysmal. 

39 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Pair of dodgy cunts. 

Danny De Vito and Arnie running the line tonight. 

He seems to have replaced heroin with alcohol. He was drinking tequila before he went on stage. Jack Daniel’s and coke whilst sat in a cafe whilst Louis was on the coffee. He’s also still taking blockers. Doesn’t look very promising for him if he carries on down that route. Enjoyed this though even though I’ve never been a massive fan of his music. Louis Theroux is always very watchable. 

6 hours ago, Scott_M said:

As bad as their record at Anfield. 
 

I was actually thinking about our record there with Klopp the other day…

 

15/16 - Won 4-1.

16/17 - Drew 1-1.

17/18 - Lost 5-0 (although we were down to 10 men after 35 mins, at a point we were well in the game) and won 2-1 in the CL.

18/19 - Lost 2-1 by the finest of margins.

19/20 - Lost 4/5-0. I genuinely can’t remember. We’d won the league by then anyway.

20/21 - Drew 1-1.

21/22 - Drew 2-2, maybe somewhat fortunate that day.

22/23 - Lost 4-1 after taking the lead and were lucky they stopped at 4. 
 

I can’t lie, I’m a bit nervous about Saturday as well, however, when there has been some significant on the line, we’ve generally performed well, albeit not got a win. 
 

Like the Washington Generals v the Harlem Globetrotters, we’re due a win. 

The only time I’ve been to that ground was for the 4-1. That was lovely. Phil and Bobby tore them a new arsehole that day. I didn’t realise that was our only win there under Klopp. I don’t hold out much hope for this weekend tbh. 

Evelyn Draper! 
 

Play Misty For Me. 

What a fucking shitbag she was. I remember thinking she should’ve won when someone did a movie villain tournament on here. 

Norman Stansfield from Leon. 

1 hour ago, razor said:

So nothing at all happened about Arteta mouthing off last week?

 

Not a peep from the FA.  Or have I missed something?

Imagine if Klopp had come out with that  tirade. Probably be looking at an 8 game touchline ban and fine. 

5 hours ago, Pidge said:

It's been years since I've watched any as I never got into the Craig films. But always have to throw you only live twice in, because it's brilliantly mental. Drug-fuelled producers calling the shots with Roald Dahl at the typewriter. Blofeld, space-war, ninjas, volcano bases and Q coming into his own.

 

Also love Goldeneye, but that's just because it was the first one I was at the cinema and I was the right age for it. 

Alsho Litte Nelly. 
 

Theme tune is good as well by Nancy Sinatra. 
I do like Tina Turner belting out Goldeneye as well. 

Saw 3 films this weekend. The Killer which I enjoyed. Not great but not as bad as some are making out. 7/10. Then Saturday night saw Interstellar for the first time. Really good. As with some of Nolan’s films the plot required your complete attention but beautifully done. 9/10. Then today saw Nicholas Cage’s new one at the pictures with the missus. Dream Scenario. This was a pleasant surprise. Cage is on great form. Very funny and an interesting premise. Tails off a little bit towards the end but still a great watch. 9/10.

Fucking Spurs one up already. Was looking forward to watching them implode with all the injuries and suspensions. Plenty of time left though.