Shitty Arse

He’s doing my head in now. Been a shadow of his former self. Admittedly he set himself a high bar but there’s no way on earth he deserves to be in the team based on recent performances. That’s not even mentioning the wages he’s on. I think sadly it’s probably sensible to try and cash in on him this summer whilst we still can. 

On 22/04/2024 at 11:24, Jairzinho said:

I'd probably go with the same front three again if they're all fit to play. I'd imagine one of them is probably injured by now though.

Very perceptive. 

Salah had to score there. Would be feeling very confident if he had. As it is it’s still a massive long shot. Need to get another one before the 70 minute mark to maintain the belief we can still win this. 

Sick bald fuck. 

I shaved mine off in my early 30s. It really suits me having a skinhead. If I turned up with a hair transplant it would probably scare the shit out of my 9 year old daughter and freak out everybody that knows me. Was probably a bit self conscious when I first started going bald but after embracing it I’ve never looked back! 

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

It’s an all day job, that. He’d have been better off on the whizz. 

In fairness he’d be better off on the glass dick if attempting to get on the same wavelength as Richards. 

Fair play to him. I would probably need something to get me through the evening if I had to sit in a room with Micah Richards and Gary Lineker. 

Can’t fucking believe this

Absolute sickener 

19 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

Would anyone be surprised if united scored with their first shot?

No

Keita scored at Old Trafford in the 5-0 win. Thiago scored that lovely goal once where he kicked over the top of the ball and it kind of flew into the net in an unerringly straight arrow like fashion. Think it was a European game. Also Thiago ran the show against the Mancs once at Anfield when we played them off the pitch. Both were obviously injured all the time and completely unreliable. I’m gonna give Thiago this one. Keita just didn’t seem remotely arsed. Also Keita went off and got injured on international duty against the clubs’ wishes so that also made me think he was even more of a useless cunt. 

I’m on holiday in Krakow at the moment. I’ve spent the whole day walking around Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camps. Luckily I’ve missed the entire match and I’ve got no intention of ever watching it now. 
 

Auschwitz and Man Utd beating us on the same day. The staff are just in the process of talking me down off the hotel roof.

Not having paper ticket stubs. Scanning in on them barcode things doesn’t feel right. 

Balls the size of space hoppers this kid. That

bit in the second half where he strode forward and went past one of their players and got a shot off. Fucking hell. Completely unfazed by the occasion. 

He’s fucking great isn’t he? Everyone kept saying it will be interesting seeing him playing further forward once Endo adjusted into the DM role. Well we are seeing it now aren’t we?

What a player. Another virtuoso performance today. So important to us now. 

50 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Webb needs to be asked why it's okay for his PL refs to go on jollys over to Abu Dhabi, all expenses paid by invitation from City's owners.

 

How this isn't more of thing in the news I'll never know.

It’s fucking scandalous. It beggars belief that there is no mention of it anywhere in the mainstream media.

Oliver has been a fucking cunt lately. Don’t like him at all. 

Was hoping McAllister wouldn’t have been risked. Hope he comes off at half time after we’ve gone 5 goals up. 

What’s Hugo Lloris up to these days? 

Just logged on and saw other football trending as hot. Forgot Arsenal were playing. Got my hopes up there thinking Sheffield might have caused an upset. Fucks sake!

5 hours ago, Nasty Lizard said:

He's great. Looks like one of those players that's always in the right place at the right time>
Very calm and composed. Thought he looked decent on Sunday with that little through ball he played.
When he came on last night I stuck a tenner on him for next goal at 7/1 and bagged £80!
I almost did it again but I bottled it.
He's got a great future.

I did that when he came on in the Cup Final!

He was 16/1 on Sunday and wasn’t far off with the header and the one on the goal line. 

Mcoist is doing my head in. First shot on target and it’s a goal! Ignoring we just had a shot on target a few minutes earlier….

Bad bad bellend this fella. 

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah. Her mum recommended it so when she searched for something about Mormons we spent 20 minutes watching something called The Mormons are Coming which was a real life thing about kids from around the world going to learn mormonism in Chorley. We soon realised we must have the wrong thing. 
 

Daisy Edgar Jones though ….

Yeah she’s lovely. I’d let her shit on me chest. 

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just started a series called Under the Banner of Heaven on ITVX. First episode very promising. Good cast and all. 

The Mormon thing with Andrew Garfield. Watched that a while ago. It was OK.