Bruce Spanner

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They had no problem with the Met stood outside no 10 while there were parties going on though, or assigning the flying squad to investigate Raynor.

Turns out the Chief Pig of Manchester, who opened the case, is a Tory blue eyed boy who gave a key note speech at the Tory conference there earlier in the year.

I'm sure it is all objective and by the book though, obviously.

Oh, this Trevor Phillips interview is awful.

He’s coming across as utterly deluded, dishonest and mad.

Lovely stuff.

1 minute ago, Carradona said:

Dublin Airport. €12. Absolute CUNTS.

You sent that back, right? 

Young lad I work with walked in this morning and told me he had a new job.

I went in for the handshake, he went for the Rocky/Apollo power shake.

Fly free, you sweet, young fledgling and leave this old man with his antiquated way far behind you…

He looks like he smells nice, which is the highest compliment available.

Think Andrew might be trying to cancel himself here…

Its a pretty wild take.
 

Having sex with women makes you gay, righto, pass me the glitter and call me a friend of Dorothy.

Just seen performative outrage called ‘recreational rage’.

I like it, might catch on.

Her 'Here Is a very specific thing that happened to me today, what is your opinion on this very specific thing that happened to me?'

Me 'Well, I think...'

Her ranting 'I don't want to know what you think, I wanted to talk about my problem, I don't need your opinion on it, I just wanted to talk about it and figure it out'

'What the fuck did you ask my opinion for then, that's absurd'

'Why are you getting angry?'

**looks for sharpest edge in the living room to headbutt and put myself out of my misery**

Anyone fancy an argument about something wholly inconsequential on the GF?

Fuck this.

Not gonna lie, not really enjoying this.

Where is Salah?

Did ‘Pint sized loser’ work as an attack line?

I think she pretty much nailed him.

30 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Defence procurement is notoriously fickle. There’s still middle aged men fighting on Facebook aircraft groups about the TSR2 project. 

Ben Zaranko, of The IFS, goes through it here and breaks down all the nonsense.

Cheap headline grabbing stuff, again.

9 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Plenty of money for BAE systems not so much for child literacy and development. 

Doesn’t look like theres money for either now they’ve started to pull it apart.

Its the exact same policy stunt Johnson pulled in 2022.

Uncosted fantasy, and smoke and mirrors book keeping, where the next generation have to pick up the tab for the sake of a headline.

21 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

More councils across the country selling off assets to fund short term spending. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68825258

But, but, but ‘the plan is working’ he told me on the news yesterday! 

Of all the things I most miss about Sudan the bidet is the most heartfelt.

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

 

Since you love it so much, here's some nu metal for the thread. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next up, early 00s pop punk.

There's this shite and then there's Limp fucking Bizkit.

A band who turned a load of nice middle class males into utterly fucking unbearable, try hard, wannabe, 'bad boys'.

Absolute nuisance when the bellends started to stray from the provincial golf clubs into music bars/clubs.

Like Tim Westwood but multiplied by a number bigger than stupid.

Obviously people have looked at the numbers and, I'm sure you're as suprised as I am by this, it isn't new money.

It is the defence budget as is with the money we're sending to Ukraine, and other conflicts, on top to create this new number.

I absolutely despise these cunts.

All of it is gaslighting, everything.

Steak, asparagus w/miso vinaigrette & ginger steak house sauce.

Ready in ten minutes.

Don’t mind cold toast.

I think I hate the Imp more than Johnson.

Speech he’s just given was an absolute masterclass in performative compassion, assumed competence, insincerity and gaslighting.

World leading such and such, based on cherry picked stats, increased spending announced, but incrementally over many years, so just a cheap headline.

More importantly though all these announcements cost money, and that’s money that Labour will have to be finding if they win the election as he, and the silly headline chasing policies with him, will be long forgotten.

Sham of a man.

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Has anyone got Phil Brown's number?

62% of teams he’s ever managed against.

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

break stuff is a far better song

1 hour ago, Arniepie said:

prob get negged for this but viva forever by the spice girls is a great song

You’re getting negged for this shite as well.

Limp Bizkit, Limp fucking Bizkit?

13 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Very similar to the KP ones. £1.20 for 150g. Dangerous stuff. 

 

 

Morrisons have the identical

ones in a different packet.

Lovely stuff.

R4 Today is going off!

Full on arguments.