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On 24/04/2024 at 16:54, Arniepie said:

Apols for flooding the thread,but this is outstanding 

 

 

 

Saw that the other day. Can't believe these immigrants have taken nursery rhymes and meat and two veg away from us.

If you saw that in a comedy script you'd say tone it down nobody is that dim. 

this should be Jurgen reaction 

Fucking mingebag. Imagine paying antony 6 figures a week but not forking out for some sandwiches for the cleaning lady.

13 hours ago, Elite said:

Willard comes across a sound Tory to be fair, he may walk Boris Johnson's dog but he's got heart.

I credit him with introducing fleas to liz Truss

The boss of hmrc appeared at a select Committee the other day. 

He expressed surprise about the strength of feeling about the 6 month Close down of the self assessment helpline especially from minsters as they were told before but weren't concerned. ( and this was done due to a lack of recruitment)

He also had therese coffey say she went to a hmrc office during covid and hardly anyone was there. Despite the fact her government had mandated working from home. Real intellectual heavyweights these. 

Young people greet me with weird phrases  "what you saying ted?" Err hello

I work in Salford. It's a big office. Can hear a scouse accent then someone says " well done last night set league up for us "

I've managed to get an Everton fan who normally works in our Liverpool office sat opposite me. 

To be fair hearing him talk he's been taking his lad years and only ever seen them score twice 

I'll replace him with Shannon Doherty 

What annoys me after the match is the " this wasn't good enough we'll improve next time" The players have said this so many times over the last 6 weeks or so, before going out playing exactly the same.

The mayor of munchkinland

Massive question marks over this team now. Plenty of players don't have the right attitude, some are past their best and some simply aren't good enough to be playing for Liverpool.

The subs felt like Jurgen was taking the piss or it was one of those ant and dec things. " now leave nunez on and bring on another defender"

Shameful stuff really.

2 minutes ago, bizzle10 said:

Not being good enough I can handle but there seems more going on behind the scenes with this team 

Yeah this. Can cope with being shit but not players ambling about like a heavily sedated nonogenarian

I'd execute a striker at half time. Send a message 

11 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

Can't see Lampard being on the shortlist?

Never say never 

Can we sort him a syrup?

It's all just nonsense now isn't it. We'll abolish national insurance, have hundreds of flights heading to Kigali each day, we'll cut the civil service to 4 people and spend it on missiles.

Finally off the mark. He's been on my list for over 2 years.

Have to think of his replacement 

Paywalls on newspaper websites. Yeah course I'll pay 60 quid a year to read a local newspaper 

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

The fuck, I always thought Braveheart's uncle was Billy Connolly but just noticed it's Brian Cox.

 

 

 

 

here he is in an early minder. One of Terry's best fights.

Just now, Anubis said:

Some rumours on Twitter suggesting he may be about to be challenged.

I saw something in an article earlier that so many letters of no confidence have been submitted they may accidentally trigger a vote.