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2 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Obsessed beyond belief 

combined with just enough desperation and sheer terror to make it great fun 

20 hours ago, Anubis said:

Tim is not impressed.

 

 

Poor old Everton even ex players who played in Dog shit Everton teams are pissed off at how bad they are. 

On 01/04/2022 at 17:07, TheHowieLama said:

Each club will only have three chances for subs I think, same as now.

That will be better but it still takes them an age to get a player on. Should be like rugby let the 4th official get it all done and they all run on and off at the same time. 

I really don't like this change, there is enough time lost with the fucking eternity it takes to do a substitution.

The last 1o minutes of matches will be nothing but substitutions all flow and momentum will be destroyed.

How awful for you both.

Take care.

Love and prayers to you both

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Everton have had one league game a week and hardly any cup games for the last 5 years with no European football.

 

Their shiteness gives them an advantage over other more successful clubs who play virtually 2 games a week for the majority of the season but they are still fucking shite having more recovery time and spending £500m. 

Marvellous isn't it?

So what does over £4M in renumeration for a board get you these days.

Brands ' So we all agree its Covid's fault'

Everton defender Seamus Coleman drools over Caoimhin Kelleher (goodisonnews.com)

This should go down well.

3 hours ago, Red74 said:

Great tactical substitution from the Brazil manager there

Does Pickford have a useless short armed Chilean cousin

4 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

I was a good living Catholic but lapsed when I found out wanking was not allowed.

That is such a shock for a 10 year old.

You have to admire a man who sticks to his principles

16 hours ago, halewood pete said:

hahah If you had asked me to list the BS problems. 'They are too nice ' would not have got in the top 10000

17 hours ago, sir roger said:

As a side from that twitter lads name, my brother in law from Belfast told me his mum made his dad change his surname by one letter from Mallen to Mallon before she would marry him  as this was the Catholic spelling and it was a rare mixed marriage back in the day. A lot of his family never spoke to him again over this.

 

Its bizarre isn't it. When my parents got married the Priest went to see my Mum desperately trying to persuade her not to marry my Dad. When she told him she was going through with it he wouldn't allow her to marry in the church she had attended since she was a little girl. Needless to say religion went out the window pretty fucking quick after that.

On a side note now that I look after the old bugger I sometimes wish the Priest had been more persuasive.

What do you need a pair of bolt cutters that size for anyway. 

What have they go stored that needs a lock the size of a fucking dinner plate.

Apart from a couple of incidents the goal being one i thought Joe was looking good.

Best i can recall by Jones as well. I was beginning to think Dave was his Uncle. 

On 20/02/2022 at 18:00, Strontium said:

Verbals is one thing, but if you're going to escalate it by assaulting someone, you can't complain if you get a bit back.

So now we can add punching women as well as kicking cats to your resume under 'things i understand but you never will' section

1 hour ago, TD_LFC said:

You're a weird cunt.

This. Unbelievable really.

5 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

I think they will get out of it, the spawny cunts. The thought of them getting relegated and having no parachute payments is just too much to get your hopes up over. As it would finish them off and just put them in a phantom zone of shitness. 

 

They would have to sell most of their squad but would only get buttons because most of the shithouses would want to leave and Everton would need to reduce their wage bill as its on 89% of their income.  The squad needs to be good enough to compete in a tough league. 

 

Sacking Lampard and his large amount of coaching staff would cost them a bit even though they will be on 2 year contracts at the end of the season. 

 

The stadium costs would cripple them and the other factor is that most clubs in the Championship actually get punished for FFP breaches like Sheffield Wednesday,  Derby and Birmingham. . 

 

If they were properly punished it would stop them coming straight back up or even better, get them relegated again. 

Say that again but slower...

Fat Frank equals the record of Gordan Lee by losing his first league game. 

Not only that he manages to make those stripy fucks look good.

16 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Alli's problem seems very much one of mindset. Exploded onto the scene young, lost a bit of form, then started drifting out of games. I honestly thought finally working with an elite level coach like Conte could've transformed him. He's got enough in his locker to be a decent all round midfielder.

It has transformed him into an Everton player which incidentally would be the shittest Transformer ever. Also he had better get that red streak out of his hair pronto or he will be coming home to complaints from his neighbours.

As a matter of interest how many times does Rooney have to fuck the BS off before they get the message that their adoration is unrequited. 

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Turn up to protest about the owners but then sing about Liverpool. Bit like the Mancs.

 

Turning up to sing about Liverpool. Red Shite behaviour surely

7 hours ago, sir roger said:

Lampard would still be their best midfielder 

and his old feller would do a better job than that Russian left back they just signed.

19 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

That'd do me nicely. My relegation wishlist is Everton, Leeds and Newcastle. Unlikely I know but it would be fucking superb. 

after the sad news it would be appropriate to say two out of three aint bad  as long as the two are the BS and the Stripy bastards

On 23/01/2022 at 06:38, deiseach said:

And here's to you, Mr Ferguson
The Devil club loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr Ferguson
The Brick holds the bar for those who pay
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

 

The police'd like to know a little bit about you for their files
They've heard you like a bit of strangling
Look around you, all you see are wild and manic eyes
Stroll down County Road until you feel at home

 

And here's to you, Mr Ferguson
The Devil club loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr Ferguson
The Brick holds the bar for those who pay
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

 

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in the cabinet with the cuckoo clock
It's a little secret, just the Ferguson's affray
Most of all, you've got learn to throw the kids

 

Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mr Ferguson
The Devil club loves you more than you will know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
God bless you, please, Mr Ferguson
The Brick holds the bar for those who pay
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

 

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Pretending not to watch der Redshite
Cry about it, shout about it
When the wife has got to choose
Every way you look at this, she'll lose

 

Where have you gone, Pep Guardiola?
Bloo nation turns its bitter eyes to you
Woo, woo, wooWhat's that you say, Mr Ferguson?
Pep's hair has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

marvellous