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How does that manage to get dealt with so quickly?

Obviously he had no choice but to plead guilty when he appeared in court. No point messing about and delaying the inevitable.

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers after beating Reading 1-0 for his first home win as Reds boss: "It's brilliant for the players but we thoroughly deserved it. I thought in the first half we were particularly very good. In the last 20 minutes maybe we needed to manage the game better. It's a great day for the players and fans."

I admit it could have been worse but I think beating Reading 1-0 at home shouldn't be described as a "great day."

Interesting on the BBC Website although this might be old news as I'm not in the UK at the moment.

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers sends his side out in search of a first Premier League win of the season when they play Norwich today. In the build-up to the match he has sent out an unequivocal message to winger Stewart Downing.

"He [Downing] has a wonderful left foot but what is important is that it is more than talent. Talent alone is not enough. You have to work hard, you have to fight for the shirt. We have seen that in a number of the young players and if you don't do that then longer-term you won't be here. It is as simple as that really."

Left-back Jose Enrique is in the same boat as Downing, as Rodgers adds: "I don't waste my time waiting until January to tell both players what I know now.

Absolutely detest Colin Murray anyway. Still can't believe Radio One hired him to replace Mark and Lard.

As for Lawrenson, I used to live in the same road as him in Birkdale and he was complete knob then too.

There were some very interesting stories circulating around Birkdale at the time.

Terry never admitted calling Ferdinand anything.

I think you'll find Terry has admitted calling him "a fucking black cunt" whilst insisting it was sarcasm not racism!

Another Torres body language expert.

No, I just thought it was strange there's no celebration. But I'm sure you'll have the right reason as to why he doesn't look particularly arsed about Mata scoring!

I know I shouldn't be really arsed about this especially today.

But Torres' response to Chelsea's goal is pretty strange ... he's less than enthusiastic.

Mata Penalty www.1Goals.com, http://www.1goals.com - Videa

No bias here on the BBC website...

Liverpool 1-1 Manchester United

Phil McNulty's HT snapshot: "Ji-Sung Park's equaliser was the least Manchester United deserved. Paul Scholes has barely wasted a pass in a masterly first half performance."

Masterly? WTF!

Cocked this up, didn't read the post correctly ... ignore my last two posts. I can't seem to delete them ... sorry!

Another one ...

Excellent fan-made video of a track from their latest album - deranged Trigger Happy style antics!

Massively overlooked band mainly due to their biggest hit being taken entirely the wrong way by most people...

Their latest single

I presume all the pie-eating mongs - who were booing Suarez last night - have never made any sort of racist comment in their lives!

It's amazing how fickle football fans are. This will all blow over.

Remember, the treatment of Beckham after his World Cup sending off. A few mediocre performances back in an England shirt and he was the world's best player ever again!

Isn't it great how Gordon Taylor manages to stick the knife in too?

This is the man who usually thinks professional footballers can do no wrong.

And he's more than willing to come up with a variety of excuses no matter what they do. He didn't mean to miss the drug test. It was a geniune mistake, etc, etc.

But he's sure the FA must have "conclusive" evidence.

Yes, that's why it's taken so long for them to sort it out.

I think Mascherano and Alonso have shown the way to behave after leaving Liverpool, they've shown nothing but respect to the club and the fans. Torres has behaved like an utter cunt. I wouldn't take him back on a free.

Mascherano was finished for me when he refused to play against City. That's hardly showing respect to the club and the fans. He's worse than Torres in my opinion!

Most matches are usually available in 720p on Usenet in the alt.binaries.teevee group. They are normally around a 2GB download but as it's Usenet, a 8MB connection will pull this in within a hour.

How much could we get Slimer from Ghostbusters for?

Probably about £30 million looking at recent transfers!

Adam Baldwin - no relation to the other Baldwins - would be a good choice. He's massive and must be approaching actual Reacher size.

Adam Baldwin Photos - IMDb

It's going to be ridiculous with Cruise in the lead role.

Although, the books are now basically the same one every year. The last three or four have been mediocre. Still buy them in hardback for some mental reason though!

You should have answered that Lampards better than Dalglish remark with

 

"Lampards not better than Gerrard never mind Dalglish"

Did point that out...

Didn't work. They think Lampard's better than Gerrard too!

So, I have been having a bit of a discussion with some Chelsea fans after they started going on about "history" is all Liverpool fans have.

I don't know why I bother as most are obnoxious, know-it-all cunts who have probably never been to Stamford Bridge in their lives! Certainly, not before Abramovich turned up anyway.

This time, they were claiming Liverpool legends were nothing compared to players of today.

And, actually, Frankie Lampard was a better player than Kenny Dalglish!

Looking at the crowd, 'Are you watching Manchester?' would be more appropriate...

Apparently, there's been footage of Fergie singing 'Are you watching Merseyside?' just shown on Sky TV...

Well, I wasn't watching on Saturday although admittedly I did check the score with BBC on-line a few times and laughed a bit!

Unloveable and Bastard by Babybird from their last album 'Ex-Maniac.'

Johnny Depp directed the 'Unloveable' video - which features Stephen Graham - and played guitar on the track.

Bastard was renamed Maniac to make it more radio friendly.

Just found out an old friend of mine - admittedly I haven't seen him for years - wrote and directed 'Black Ops.'

He originally lived in Rainhill if anyone is remotely interested!!!!

Didn't think he was going to make it at first.

But I have to hand it to him, he's earned this with his recent performances.

I can't really understand the love affair that the press has with the McCanns.

They quickly forgot about Ben Needham - who wasn't left alone while his parents went out for a nice, boozy meal with their pals.

Of course, the McCanns are middle-class so their child must be more important!