Fowler1972

Does Royston Vasey have a Wetherspoons?

They went to college in Wakefield you know.

It does, not sure where you’re from but you’ll see some sights in there. It’s at the rough end of town.

Go to get her mate, go to her Officer and a Gentleman style. You know were you belong.

I belong with/to the gardener. She is my Debra Winger.

The blonde is just a middle aged crush.

You don't set the bar real high, Phi.

I think you’ve deliberately spelt my name wrong again in an attempt to throw me off guard. It’s worked.

Do you think you're under going some mid-life crisis? Take up gardening to soothe your mind.

I already have a gardener. I also hate gardening.

It’s true to say that I am a little lost.

When the responses on here change from 'this is utter fucking wank' to 'wow, this is really amazing stuff', I'll give it a second look.

 

 

Yeah, this is the same thing. Except good blogs already exist.

 

 

No idea.

Better blogs than mine? I doubt that. All blogs are shit.

All 3 mate.

You’re right. More the last one than the first two though. Based on feedback I keep getting anyway. I’m not sure myself.

Why is anyone paying 600 quid a day for anything? Why don't they just read the same books and save themselves a few bob? Genuinely baffled.

You’re right. My job is nonsense.

Makes a change. Again, if true, you're a bit of a self centred cunt aren't you. But we already knew that.

 

People think you're a wum , others you're a weirdo and others you're on your way to a breakdown ( I've had two ) you are an odd one that's for sure.

 

Slow news day here as you might have gathered.

Which do you think I am? Other than self centred cunt which is correct.

If you're genuine I pity this poor woman( gardener ) she is a fucking Saint.

That is definitely true. She is.

So when you typed, "To be honest I've done four days work all year", you weren't being honest at all

Did I type four? Maybe I was including next Mon/Tue that will make it four or the two unpaid days I did the week before to learn the course. Can’t remember.

Maybe it was a mistake.

Maybe I’m just the dirty liar you’re desperate for me to be.

So the " gardener " his emotional crutch and person he relies on most would be tossed aside like a used tissue if this women gave him an eyelash flutter?

 

Another one in a long list of things that don't add up. Sex and drugs and rock n roll.

Love doesn’t always add up. It’s an emotion without logic.

How many days have you worked this year Phil?

Two

I’m Gardener/Child free for the weekend. Who fancies a night out in Wakefield with me? You can stay in my house if you want.

If girls try talking to us we’ll ignore them so don’t worry about that.

Judging by the glibness of your responses, I highly doubt it.

 

 

That might say more about the level of thought you put into your blog posts, rather than how long my two paragraph response was.

 

 

I wouldn't say 5 minutes was 'a lot of time', but it was wasted time.

 

 

It's actually some pretty genuine advice, as I know the continual spamming is turning these guys against you. Either way, I'm done with this now. You promised me a blog I'd like, hopefully one day that'll happen. Until now, it has not.

How will you know if you stop reading it? I believe Dyson had to try multiple times before he got to the vacuum cleaner he wanted to create.

p.s. how do you split parts of my post up? That looks like fun.

How?

Do I need to produce some PowerPoint slides?

Blogging, Maths and remembering things you've written don't seem to be Phill's strenghths.

How?

Don't they all in Phillworld.

Not all, the one I’d consider leaving the gardener for doesn’t. That’s probably why I like her.

This thread is great entertainment, thanks to all involved especially Fowler1972. Surely a hall of fame contender. Keep posting and blagging Fowler!

Stop belittling me. Numero will have you for that!

Charges? There you go again, it's money money money with you.

Ha, ha. Actually I’ve just been at a meeting with the customer who’s given me the day rate work. I told her that the good people at TLW don’t think I’m worth the money. She looked like she agreed but didn’t say anything as she clearly wants me.

Thank you for posting that here, as I won't visit your blog. You said to me I'd like it, so I read it. It's a mess, it was a total waste of my time to read it. As a blog post, it's random and uninteresting to anybody who doesn't have a personal connection to the situation. I think you should post to your blog less frequently, but when you do post you should put more time and thought about how to structure the blog. It needs to have a coherent beginning and end, a story that develops throughout. It's poorly written, structured, and has absolutely no flow. That's fine, as it's a letter to somebody you know. What puzzles me is why you think other people would find that interesting or even readable.

 

 

You are generating ill-will towards you and your blog by spamming it and trying, at all costs, to get people to click on your blog links. You would meet your objective - which is number counting - much more quickly if you had the support of people. My advice, which you will almost certainly ignore, is that when you post a blog, put one link in this blog thread and that's it. Write a short introduction, telling people what it is about and why it matters to you. Then that's it. Don't continually spam and bump the thread. Telling people to go to you blog, they'll love it, etc, might get a handful of people to click on a link; building a following who actually value your opinion and like your writing will give you longevity and more clicks. Build the blog, don't spam it around everywhere. It's much better to have something of value than to generate clicks via spam volume which lead people who don't actually read the post. Think about what you're doing, Phil.

Your feedback on my blog post is longer than the post itself. For someone who doesn’t care you seem to have spent a lot of time on it.

I thank you for your feedback though. It’s always appreciated. Particularly on my writing competence as that’s an area I strive to improve.

Chill out Pinocchio chill out Pinocchio !

I’m just defending my good name on here against incorrect charges.

Did she do anal?

 

Alan will want to know.

No. That’s why I was better off out of it. Just took a while to realise it.

Thank you for posting that here, as I won't visit your blog. You said to me I'd like it, so I read it. It's a mess, it was a total waste of my time to read it. As a blog post, it's random and uninteresting to anybody who doesn't have a personal connection to the situation. I think you should post to your blog less frequently, but when you do post you should put more time and thought about how to structure the blog. It needs to have a coherent beginning and end, a story that develops throughout. It's poorly written, structured, and has absolutely no flow. That's fine, as it's a letter to somebody you know. What puzzles me is why you think other people would find that interesting or even readable.

 

 

You are generating ill-will towards you and your blog by spamming it and trying, at all costs, to get people to click on your blog links. You would meet your objective - which is number counting - much more quickly if you had the support of people. My advice, which you will almost certainly ignore, is that when you post a blog, put one link in this blog thread and that's it. Write a short introduction, telling people what it is about and why it matters to you. Then that's it. Don't continually spam and bump the thread. Telling people to go to you blog, they'll love it, etc, might get a handful of people to click on a link; building a following who actually value your opinion and like your writing will give you longevity and more clicks. Build the blog, don't spam it around everywhere. It's much better to have something of value than to generate clicks via spam volume which lead people who don't actually read the post. Think about what you're doing, Phil.

If you spell my name correctly I might.

You have watch your back in Porky Pie Land, only yourself to remember things but hundreds to not let you forget.

Where have I lied? I’ve worked two days this year. Mon and Tue this week. At the end of next week I’ll be up to four days.

So your two days of work came in this week then?

Yes, two more days next week.