Fowler1972

They went to college in Wakefield you know. It does, not sure where you’re from but you’ll see some sights in there. It’s at the rough end of town.

I belong with/to the gardener. She is my Debra Winger. The blonde is just a middle aged crush.

I think you’ve deliberately spelt my name wrong again in an attempt to throw me off guard. It’s worked.

I already have a gardener. I also hate gardening. It’s true to say that I am a little lost.

Better blogs than mine? I doubt that. All blogs are shit.

You’re right. More the last one than the first two though. Based on feedback I keep getting anyway. I’m not sure myself.

You’re right. My job is nonsense.

Which do you think I am? Other than self centred cunt which is correct.

That is definitely true. She is.

Did I type four? Maybe I was including next Mon/Tue that will make it four or the two unpaid days I did the week before to learn the course. Can’t remember. Maybe it was a mistake. Maybe I’m just the dirty liar you’re desperate for me to be.

Love doesn’t always add up. It’s an emotion without logic.

Two

I’m Gardener/Child free for the weekend. Who fancies a night out in Wakefield with me? You can stay in my house if you want. If girls try talking to us we’ll ignore them so don’t worry about that.

How will you know if you stop reading it? I believe Dyson had to try multiple times before he got to the vacuum cleaner he wanted to create. p.s. how do you split parts of my post up? That looks like fun.

Do I need to produce some PowerPoint slides?

How?

Not all, the one I’d consider leaving the gardener for doesn’t. That’s probably why I like her.

Stop belittling me. Numero will have you for that!

Ha, ha. Actually I’ve just been at a meeting with the customer who’s given me the day rate work. I told her that the good people at TLW don’t think I’m worth the money. She looked like she agreed but didn’t say anything as she clearly wants me.

Your feedback on my blog post is longer than the post itself. For someone who doesn’t care you seem to have spent a lot of time on it. I thank you for your feedback though. It’s always appreciated. Particularly on my writing competence as that’s an area I strive to improve.

I’m just defending my good name on here against incorrect charges.

No. That’s why I was better off out of it. Just took a while to realise it.

If you spell my name correctly I might.

Where have I lied? I’ve worked two days this year. Mon and Tue this week. At the end of next week I’ll be up to four days.

Yes, two more days next week.