ZonkoVille77

Xerxes, if commas were suddenly banned from general use you'd be fucked. Comma.

Delph is nowhere near as bad as some make out but he sure as a bug hairy vagina not anywhere close to Gerrard.

I too have never owned an apple product nor ever will. I use Ubuntu and Windows for desktop and Samsung for everything else.

Sodom you, sodomy. Sod everybody, that's the way it should be.

God man Lionel.

Someone called Paul Fucking Rimmer is in a position to say this? I think not.

Good stuff. Pressure can work.

He's having a good look at your wife's assets.

There's already a US military base there and has been for more than a century.

I'll give you that one. My mate told me the same thing this morning. Expect expansion then.

Military base there next year. Progress.

An Angel appeared to him and told him not to play footy anymore, but to go to the States and sell fast food.

He's fuckin shite

http://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/sport/souness-blames-redknapp-when-liverpool-are-drawn-against-chelsea-655064.html

The head on Souness in this. Class.

I have no issue with people reclining their seats on mid- to long-haul flights.

 

But someone did it recently on a Dublin-London flight.  That's just cuntish behaviour, pure and simple.

That is cuntish behaviour. You should have followed them and reclined their face.

The big waste was the £36m on Lovren & Balotelli, not the £20m on one of Europe's most highly rated youngsters.

Yup. Stevie Wonder could have seen Balotelli was a nonsensical buy. And we didn't really need another CB at the club did we? Well I mean we didn't need to spend 20 large brick on one.

Marko van Lazarus will come good. He'll be frustrating as fuck at times but he'll be effective.

Merry Festivus

Morecombe and Wise aren't funny, at all.

 

Neither is Tommy Cooper.

Agreed.

And this might not go down too well but neither are those uber cunts Reeves and Mortimer. They are not funny and are a pair of annoying dicks. The best comedy is where it's natural and not forced like those dicks.

I'm actually a bit annoyed that I've nothing to moan about this morning.

The club thinks it's bigger than Sterling and it's attitude pisses me off..

Only kidding. I think.

Are we definitely signing this lad?

No is the answer to that.

Not being sure you need a dump but go for it anyhow just in case, and it turns out to be the most romantic dump you can have. Bliss.

Or a warm fart when it's cold out. Central heating like.

Lazarus

So was he injured tonight? Need to know before I party like it's 1999

only I rate him

No idea what the fuck you're on about but negged anyhow.

Player in there alright but he needs to cut out the showboating at the back. Just get rid ya big bollox