ZonkoVille77

If we don't sign any players this window I'm going to watch every single episode of brookside one after the other without sleeping. That's how angry I am about this.

Top Top Class.

Sterling

Sakho

Coutinho

It's tiresome watching Lallana falling on his arse time after time.

Lallana has been rubbish today

Very good 2nd half performance

Fuckin shite

Jesus this ref really is a useless cunt and I don't like moaning about refs

Lucas passing has been woeful

Quite sloppy so far

I remember a mate getting refused cos he had casual shoes which were white and brown so he took off his black socks and put them over his shoes and went back in the queue and then managed to get in. Legend.

I realise I'm not alone in fucking hating Israel. Thanks GF!

Andrew Beasley ‏@BassTunedToRed

Remember Rodgers' possession philosophy? Interesting that #LFC are unbeaten in 9 worst performances for possession

 

 

 

 

Proves fucking nothing. I'm sure there are also games we've been beaten in where we've had little possession but that doesn't suit your agenda does it frode.

Sean ‏@shornKOOMINS

Andy Carroll on the problems between him and Brendan Rodgers.

 

You're a shit stirrer Frode

Is he gone yet?

Is he gone yet?

2-2

Powered by steam and for use on a vagina?

 

Has to be called The Chuffer, surely.

Love it.

Or the chuff meister.

The vag-vapouriser

The triple-point clunge disinfecter

The clean quimifer

The beaver hoover.

I'm out of here cos that's a load of Gee

Whatever the current situation is clear there's been some cover up of some sort. They find the fuckin titanic at the bottom of the drink. They can send laser beams to the moon and get a response. They can land a cunting washing machine on an asteroid. But they can't find an airplane with all the modern tech involved in civil aviation? Suck my swollen left Bollock. It's a bastard cover up.

That's a matter of opinion but the stats suggest Ings is a good deal better than the ones playing at the moment.

 

League goals..

 

Ings 7

 

Sterling 4

 

Lallana 4

 

Lambert 2

 

Borini 0

 

Balotelli 0

 

Take into account Ings is younger than all of the above bar Sterling, will cost less than all of the above and is playing for a side worse than all of the above and Ings might have a case for feeling a little short changed by people's assessment of his goal scoring skills.

If his name was Ingsinho then it would all be ok.

2 for one. Stick a few vegetables up there and cook them at the same time.

That's how we ended up with Lambert. "He's better than Aspas, etc...".

 

Stop buying mediocre players that won't improve the first XI.

You're right of course. Somehow I can't see us doing that. We 'tried' in the summer with Sanchez, failed and got Balotelli. Just can't trust the men in charge to make the right decision. And Ings is better than Balotelli. I'd rather 3 x5million 'punts' than 1 x 16 million waste of space.

I'd have him over borini or Lambert. He's not as bad as made out so fuck it I'm in. And reserve the right to call him a cunt etc.

I am fucking dying. Can't sleep now either cos my brain is telling me I should challenge Anneka to a obstacle course dual gladiator style. Fuck sake

"Melting the snow with laser nipples"

An eco-friendly alien vs chavs film staring that bint that got her chebs paid for by the NHS.

Return of the Chedi