ZonkoVille77

Nah I couldn't give a fuck. I was only trying to kickstart the madness again and was waiting for a few to bite. Aliens and the Chinese or something.

It's in the ocean in the middle of fuck knows where.

Lambert knowing he was about to be binned isn't really going to be good for his morale is it?

I think it was shot down personally and covered up. No idea why or by who and I'm not going to speculate either. Just think it was.

Was it you who posted in the world of a woman about your ex being a mentalist?

 

yeah I know what you mean. I'm 34 though with debts, no where to stop and nothing I really own.

 

daft thing is she keeps talking about marriage. Fuck that.

You're not married? Get out of there da fuck. Sure it will be shitty for 6-12 months or so but if it's bad now it will be a helluva lot worse if you get married. Women don't tend to get any more sane the older they get. They generally get much worse - more cynical, suspicious, aggressive, nutty and all round headbangers. For no reason. And then they hit menopause and it's 10 fold madness and mayhem.

Get yourself a set of golf clubs and a small flat in Portugal and that's that.

I have a feeling Ricky could yet have a big moment in store for us. Be great if he does. A winner in the Europa final. Great.

I hope Lambert stays. Just cos I can't stand villa.

One of the top ten most evil people ever to have lived. She was top to toe evil.

Dot

Enough about your favourite Eastenders character to masterbate to, do you rate Luiz, Frode?

How can Wolfsburg afford to pay 25 million euro for him? Same as De Bruyne. All of a sudden they are doing huge deals. Can someone shed some light, I thought only Bayern had that kind of money in Bundes. Very dodgy.

Owned by VW I believe

I think the most of the world thinks something dodgy went on with our dealings with Southampton.

 

Schurlle and De Bruyne are good players the Luiz one is mental but everyone outside England rates David Luiz very highly. He had offers from Bayern and Barca but PSG bid silly money.

Making a curry and it actually turning out nicer than expected

Thank fuck we didn't get bobby brown shoes instead.

Sky spend all that money, having a reporter at every ground from Anfield to Enfield to report on absolutely fuck all. The biggest deal of the day so far......Robert Huth has gone on loan to Leicester.

It's a small victory that there's fuck all going on. It will have cost sly a fortune so fuck them and that fucking wafer Jim White

Kos. Lovely spot highly recommended.

Crete is great too. Hire a bike and go round the whole island. See knossos too, well worth it. I got engaged there so I'm a bit biased.

Santorini is a must if you can island hop. Bit pricier than others. Never been to the mainland.

That's my lot

Whoever starts the summer transfer thread is a cunt of epic proportions and I wish serious harm upon their bowels.

My bird used to have a body like that till the babies came along.

Nature is a cunt.

Quick get on Facebook and tell everyone. It's expected these days and in fairness the correct thing to do.

The train crash in Corrie

Celtic battering them. Some finish that one

If you find the one with Jennifer Ellison in her lingerie give us a shout, mate.

I met her years ago, about 2004 I think when she did a guest nightclub appearance thing. She was a cracker. I got a hug off her and emptied every single one of my orifices.

I'm defo going to watch this it will be fucking brilliant.

Setanta HD live.

Who gives a fuck

I'd love to help her make a ham sandwich

B O de toilette

Who.gives.a.bollox

Great post Anubi, calling it as it is without being a pontificating cunt.