DavetheRave

No way. The 80's were fanfuckingtastic

Local health agencies are so afraid of this they plans in place to deal witH the vast amounts of dead expected! A good excuse to get pissed.

Tempted, but wouldnt have the bottle

For me a slag is a great fuck but you wouldn't want to take her home to meet your ma.

I couldnt fight my way out of a paper bag.

Do not get the MelB thing at all.

Are you sure they dont just piss themselves a bit?

I will be fucking his missus in Barbados make no mistake :)

Kev Seed's girlfriend is supposed to be OK I hear.

 

ps

 

Why is Rev.Richards on this thread ?

I saw he 1st!! 2 weeks ago I spotted her for the 1st time. Actually spoke to her last Friday. Think I have developed a bit of an obsession for her and reputation about her on the GF. She is a stunningly beautiful intelligent woman. Not a fucking orange, blonde dolly bird( although I'd fuck them to given half a chance). TOTALLY out of his league and mine, but I ll keep trying if I see her. (6)

Best Bird ever? Who is the one you think about, famous or otherwise. Who does it for you?:drool:

dumb and dumber

evertons best goals

Victoria Beckham - Posh Spice

 

Richard Ashcroft - Verve

 

Michael Atherton - Cricketer

 

Ian Brown - Stone Roses

 

Tim Burgess - Charlatans

 

Mark Charnock - Marlon Dingle

 

Terry Christian - The Word

 

Steve Coogan - Alan Partridge

 

Angus Deayton - Ex Have a got news for you

 

Eamonn Holmes - Northern Irish, lives in London supports Man Utd?

 

Mick Hucknall - Simply Red

 

Ulrika Jonsson - D List Celebrity

 

Patrick Kielty - see Eamonn Holmes

 

Terry Kiely - Fletch from Dream Team

 

Michael Le Vell - Corrie

 

Kym Marsh - Pure and very Simple

 

Steve McFadden - Phil Mitchell

 

Gary Rhodes - Chef

 

Lisa Riley - Fat Friends, ex Emmerdale

 

John Virgo - Big Break

 

Russell Watson - Opera Singer

 

Sean Wilson - Martin Platt, Corrie

 

 

 

Ashcroft, Brown, Coogan and Burgess pisses me off a bit but the rest of them can die horrible deaths as far as I'm concerned.

Reads like a list of who is not who!!

Anybody know any scouse mancs....no coz they would've been shot by now :yes:

Aftershave on. Bollocks trimmed. Mouthfreshner sprayed. Lucky Lady the lover man is here for you goddess, Fat Cunt Seed watch your lovely bitch coz I is on da prowl Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Missus fucking moaning about my girlfriends

Being Negged is the new black.

Pulp Fiction or Forest Gump. Different but good

Is Kerry Katona's nose fucked? Bet Fat Cunts is then.

You can be certain she'll be coked up. I would deffo be coked up if I had to look over my shoulder and see Kevin Seed pumping and thrusting away at my arse.

You can still turn her though, as long as theres hope I can stop Kerry Katona having her arse pummelled by no marks who ply her with coke and turn her into a slimmed down version who is utterly devoted to me. You have to learn them, they have to be happy and willing to jump off a roof for you without a seconds hesistation. I will win her, never give up mon frere.

There would have to be some reason for her to ber with him. Must need copious Coke to render herself so fuckin out of it. Beautiful, a doctor but fuck me WHY OH WHY OH WHY! She will fuck him off, no amount of coke could make any bird put up with him surely to God for long especially when she has a brains and beauty.He is seriously mentally fucked up. So says me so he must be fucking bad:yes:

I have just had a horrible thought. If I get the goddess to see the light and leave the Fuckin cunt would it be like I was fucking Kevin Trevor Seed? Would our seeds be mixing.:eek:

If Kerry Katona does it for you mate you go for it. Not my type but good on ya!

My missus thought I was a body double in the Well Hung Gardner:D

Her

Ouch! That was like a dagger through my heart. I told you I will make the bitch mine (6)

That fucker sane, erm stint in The Priory for "exhaustion". He is so fucking nuts he makes me look sane :whoops:

Fuckoff bastards or I'll turn to the dark side!

He is a total Kevin and I think the twats middle name must be Trevor Coz he is a total Trevor. Scrotum head fat fuck coke head wife beating TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is a fucking doctor doing with him. She must be sick in the head or he has got her on so much coke she doesn't give a fuck anymore. Then again she mustnt be coked enough cuz she fuckin knocked me back. Whats the twat got that I havent?

Advice greatly apprecitated

I am 43 years fuckin old! She is about 30. My daughter is 25!

Is it because I think Kev Seed is such a twat that I want her? Dont know what I fucking said to her but one minute she was there the next she had fuckied off! Thought my lines would've charmed the knickers off her.

Kev Seed is one jammy twat. She must be so coked out to be with the twat. I'd fuck her every which way and then do it again. No wonder the he goes around with that smug grin on his fat scrotum head. Has he got a fucking job yet? He was shite on the radio.

Cany wait to get to Amsterdam. Any advise where to go?

I think I am having a midlife crisis? Anybody else or is this just me? I have an obsession with a girl young enough to be my daughter...and she is taken.(6)

Know what she does for a living and think that may be my way to get close and win the bitch over. She must go for the sad pathetic needy type. Ouch I feel a twinge. Oh Im in pain.

Fuckin off to Amsterdam to lick my wounds.

Fuck me I'm old enough to be her dad and I cant get her out of my head:} I think Im haveing a midlife crisis.

She said she lives in WD so I will have her, she will be mine! Will get a good video if you know what I mean ;)