Megadrive Man

49 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Who the fuck do you replace Salah with? He's irreplaceable. So, just keep him instead.

We won virtually every game without him this season.

I'd try and get £100 million for Salah and let him go.

I think next season might be a season too far. 

It sort of makes sense to go now with a new manager coming in with new ideas.

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Facebook made it easier for the younger amongst us to see how old school mates develop. Most of my school mates turned out as sound as they always were. A few are dead. A few girls have certainly developed. The few I stay in regular touch with are great and we still crack the same jokes and rip the piss out of stuff that happened 25 years ago. 
 

I think if I went to one now I’d turn up steaming drunk, try and get off with a few of the girls who used to be fit but aren’t now and chin one specific lad who I always wanted to fill in for stealing a Parker pen off my mate then denying it and getting teachers involved the prick 

I tried to woo a girl at school with a free parker pen on Valentines day.

When she rejected me I decided never to try anything that romantic ever again. 

A girl I went to school with organised a ten year anniversary, eleven years after we'd left, which is a pretty good summary of the level of education at our school.  

Just now, johnsusername said:

 

We're halfway through April and Nunez has 11 goals to his name. Not good enough.

 

(Hoping this post spurs him on to score now...)

He's been subbed off for Gakpo.

Just like the cup game!

We are our own worst enemy.

3-3!

Celtic 3-2!

What a mad finish this is!

Rangers 2-2

13 minutes ago, magicrat said:

There won’t be a new leader this side of the election because none of the cunts know for sure if they will keep their seats especially if they take over and have cross hairs on their back . 
Soon after the locals I expect he will set the date and get it over with imo . Almost inconceivable anything will pop up to save them and the longer they cling on the worse it will be

Arguably more reason for them to become prime minister now. Its now or never for most of them.

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I'm convinced now he's gonna quit after the locals giving poor performance as an excuse and big tits will be parachuted in to lead them and then she'll call an election to "get a mandate". I reckon it's all been agreed. 

If she does take over she won't call an election until October/November.

She'll want a few months in charge first before she goes to the country.

2-0 game over.

Penalty to Arsenal.

On 03/04/2024 at 13:57, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Luton are on 22 with 8 games to go.

Fair play to Luton, they are giving it their best shot despite having lots of injuries.

They deserve to stay up over some of the cheating bastards above them.

Game over. I'm not watching anymore of this shite.

3 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Beat me to it mate.

 

Josko Gvardiol, is he any good? He doesn't look a bad player by any means, but I can't ever remember him looking like anything special.

 

Just another big daft wanker?

 

 

He doesn't look great considering he's the most expensive defender of all time!

The cheating cunts take the lead.

Gvardiol hauled off at half time.

He hasn't looked anything like a top player from what I've seen.

That's more of a penalty than the two that Chelsea got midweek.

City seem a lot more open than usual. I'm sure they will win today but they don't look like the force of the last few years.

De Bruyne levels 1-1

Palace score!

Kelleher

Bradley

Quansah 

Virgil

Robertson

Endo

Mac Allister 

Elliott

Salah

Nunez

Diaz

11 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

I know Shaw, Martinez & Lindelof are out. 
 

Are Varane & Evans definitely out as well? 

Both went off injured yesterday. Varane at half time and Evans came on to replace him but went off injured 20 minutes later.