Rushies tash

The whole business is regrettable. A family intimidated, a community intimidated. People losing their jobs, a rich man remaining rich. It does raise questions about the wisdom of having key industries in the hands of overseas interests though.

Got 'crash for cash'ed recently. Some fucker decided to slam on their brakes on a slip road at 45 mph as apparently they'd got the wrong junction. As I went into the back of the car in front of me, they fucked off across the chevrons back onto the main road. Cunts. Reckon they've written off my car (still waiting to find out) and fucked up my insurance. 10 years without so much as a bump.

Fuckin cunts.

I think it was more about the bare, sweaty skin slapping together, getting gradually more sweaty as time went on. Lick your palms and press them together, then pull them apart again. Repeat, repeat, repeat etc. Make sense?

Ha ha - are you in work writing that mate?

Can't remember, think it was for showing off and having a cracking set of norks in your face and I was in work.

Ha ha, no worries.

He doesnt need a reason

Yeah I know, and I've got bigger things to worry about. It was just a bit out of the blue. Oh well...

From the pictures of Mrs Tash you posted, doesn't she de-thatch too? There was a fridge magnet in the way of the important bit, so it was hard to tell. Reason I ask is that I participated in mutual fur removal with an old girlfriend many years back. When we finally got to it, it was like slapping two bits of velcro together over and over again. Sticky sticky. We made the decision there and then that I would let mine grow back. Win for me, I think. Do you get the velcro effect, and if not, why not?

Ha ha, yes she does. Very observant. She prefers it too, but dunno about the velcro thing. Does make the old chap look bigger though.

During the usual Friday night piss up decided it would be a laugh to shave the old chap with the clippers I do my head with. Decided the next day it looks better shaven. Been clean as a whistle ever since. Fuck Veet though.

At this moment in time I can't see me ever cohabiting with a woman again.

Sounds bad mate. Is that what the neg was for?

Cheers all. No lap dance, just the mother of all hangovers.

Bah, you can keep 40. Nurse! More Neurofen..!

Cheers Cath. Off out later - will pass on the title of this thread to Mrs Tash. You never know...

Surely not as ridiculous as a woman driving a car?

Ha ha, my six year old was at a kids mini car track the other day. When the time was up, he perfectly reverse parked the electric car he was in back into the bay. The women there just watched with their mouth open.

Someone rep rushies tash there for me. Pissing myself here

 

 

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Fuck it lad, I'll create my own account and rep myself. Tushies Rash or erm, Killer Cone or something...

If it's action shots you're after...

checkmate fella

 

Ha ha, where's that?

Congratulations lad. Enjoy every moment, it goes very quickly!

I got a job. You fucking bums!

You still going to sign on?

Marine nature reserve at Poor Knights Island. If you haven't scuba dived there, do it, it's incredible.

Four job interviews then sanctioned. It's no less than I deserve I suppose.

Now, where's that food bank...?

Fuckin Tory cunts.

I fear we're derailing this thread somewhat. Here's another pic of a place that's probably better than Norway. The caves at Waitomo...

Nah, I'm only pulling your leg mate.

 

Doggers tend to be much older anyway. At least they are in all the pictures I've seen.

Judging by the freaks on that dogging documentary that was on a few months ago, it's not something we'll be trying anytime soon either.

...and we're not doggers or swingers or any of that shite. I can only apologise if half of the posts recently have involved the missus. They tend to coincide with not being able to go out cos of the kids, having a few drinks and deciding to post tits on here for a laugh. Although as I said on the MF, we'll probably be knocking that on the head as well.

Its Hanmer, but I'll let that go.

 

What was the youtube link going to be? Don't tell me you''ve moved on to posting videos now.

No I'm not that bad, was going to find a YouTube of that couple from the fast show and edit it in but couldn't find one. Wasn't going to say anything about any shenanigans either until you mentioned the missus. She laughed when I showed her your post.

And yes, Hanmer, fucking sausage fingered ineptitude again.

Nice work. Haven't been to the south island yet, but its on the list. Its amazing the amount of people that have lived here all their lives and have never been actually.

 

By the way, I like the way you added "in shorts" to the end of your post. Don't want people thinking you and Mrs Tash are like Mr & Mrs Shag off the Fast Show.

Ha ha, funny you should mention that, the spa at Hamner Springs has private pools...

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First: Chemical Brothers at Brixton Academy in 1999. Coming back from the bar just as the set kicked off with 'hey boy hey girl' sent shivers down the spine. Fuckin brilliant.

Last: Elbow at Shepherds Bush. Can't remember when, having kids has addled my brain. Good gig tho.

We like to play ourselves down to be honest. We've got fjords and mountains, sure. But we've also got rolling plains, volcanic wastelands and tropical beaches. Skiing, game fishing, deer hunting, bungee jumping and more.

 

Norway Best in Europe? Arguable I suppose. The World? Nah.

Went skiing in the morning (well, stood in the snow - fuckin hate skiing!), then soaked in here in the afternoon. -2°, sat in a thermal pool in shorts.