The Midnight Rambler

People who wear sunglasses in the winter are total fucking bell ends.

What if there blind?!?!

Tad harsh..

Bradford does it for me would you believe..

I've gotta leave the house at 6.30am tomorrow, that's fucking dedication for you! You whinging little mingebag.

I reckon the bloke who made Total Recall had a mad session on Mushy's in Amsterdamn. It's like a documentary at times..

I went to the metropolis that is Edge Hill..

Studied Media and communication.. managed to scrape a third..

The summer after graduating I fucked about playing tennis, headers n volleys and getting stoned.

Ma n Pa soon told me to pull my finger out and get a job. Hadn't really thought it through? Didn't know what the fuck to do? Looked in the paper and saw Currys advertising.. ''It's media- ish'' I thought! Worked there for a year and then upgraded to the Sony Centre, flash get eh!. 12 months later I was sacked for not selling enough insurance. Cunts.

Went back to working on building sites, which I did in the summer months whilst a uni.

Now I work for my uncle in a engineering firm, went back to college with spotty little fuckwits and working my way up... I'm on £7 and hour grafting like fuck.

Basically try and have some sort of plan before you hit your third year.. Or just hope you get lucky?

Took them in the dam once, never had a buzz like it. I've tried most illegal substances and have always been, pretty much in control of my actions.. Until I took shrooms! Turned into a totally different person, a giggling little school girl for the most part. A hour later I had the worst paranoia I have ever experienced. Funny as fuck though but put me off taking acid, once bitten twice shy.

Noel Gallagher announces first post-Oasis solo gigs

 

Plus Arctic Monkeys, Them Crooked Vultures for Teenage Cancer Trust gigs

 

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Noel Gallagher is set to play his first post-Oasis gigs in March, for the Teenage Cancer Trust.

 

The guitarist will join Arctic Monkeys, Them Crooked Vultures, a reformed Suede, The Who, Depeche Mode and JLS on the line-ups for the charity gigs. They will take place at the London Royal Albert Hall from February 17.

 

Gallagher will play two gigs at the venue, on March 25 and 26. The Who's Roger Daltrey, whose band play their gig for the series on March 30, told NME.COM that the shows would be the guitarist's only live dates of 2010. For the rest of the line-up dates see below.

 

Speaking about the gigs in an interview for ESPN - which you can watch below - Gallagher said his sets would feature "all the golden oldies". He added that he's currently "taking a bit of time out" from the music scene.

 

It was announced last month that Suede would be reforming for their Teenage Cancer Trust show – without original guitarist Bernard Butler.

 

In addition to the gigs, a comedy night will take place at the venue as part of the series on March 23. The Mighty Boosh's Noel Fielding, Jimmy Carr and Rhod Gilbert will appear.

 

Tickets for all the shows go on sale at 9am (GMT) on Friday (February 5). See Teenagecancertrust.com for more information.

 

The Teenage Cancer Trust gigs line-up at the London Royal Albert Hall is:

 

Depeche Mode (February 17)

Them Crooked Vultures (March 22)

Jimmy Carr, Noel Fielding and Rhod Gilbert (23)

Suede (24)

Noel Gallagher (25, 26)

Arctic Monkeys (27)

JLS (28)

The Who (30)

Tickets on sale tomozza..

Quite fancy a bit of JLS meself

Rolling Stones - Gimme shelter - Let it bleed

Bruce Springsteen - Badlands - Darkness on the edge of town

According to goal.com ..

Alberto Aquilani Profile, Statistics, News, Game Log - Liverpool, English Premier League - ESPN Soccernet

He only had to assists in his whole career before joining Liverpool. The lad is on fire!!!

He's pretty lovable though ain't he.. In a Igor Biscan kinda way..

Brilliant!!!

It's down to his shit attitude, nothing else.

Think most people wanted to see Aquilani at some point tonight? A great option would've been to take Maxi off and stick Steven right mid.. Could you imagine his face..

Take the armband off him, he's only playing for himself.

Seems that way at times..

Carra is embarrassing him.

Benjani???

Would Pompey even want him back?

How did Gerrard stay on for 90 minutes?

He's just come back from injury, any other player Rafa would've only given 62 minutes at most. Aquilani must be unhappy, he'd be happier at Goodison FOR FUCK SAKE.

Steven Gerrard played like a lazy Dirk Kuyt.

If anyone can pm a link of any kind would be sound, ta

I know you've gotta do your talking on the pitch but his interview on sky was impressive, he's definitely got something about him..

Wenger's interview..

What a bellend.

So did she right the melody and chorus to Empire state of mind then? That was the only Jay Z song I've ever actually liked. Her new song (fuck knows what it's called) Is pretty tip top.. And she'd get the length.

If you used betfair (only a mug wouldn't) you'd be looking a 90/1 at least..

Please, please let it be 3-5-2

Didn't really like that cheeky little grin he had on his fat face..

What the fuck was that about?!?!?