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Entertainment for morons.

Id like to see bright people on there. 1. He wouldnt sit on the step to talk to them. 2. they would put the twerp in his place. :laugh:

woken up in pain? i could hardly move my jaw once! also i couldnt feel any movement in my hand once. you get injured going to bed. :sleep:

THANK FUCK, I have palpations every time I watch that programme just incase.

Its the music that irritates me.

 

That's you, that is.

Im eating at the moment. :telloff:

Perhaps i missed that episode.Seen Workington(dump), Crewe(even worse).:monkeyrolleyes:

Baps. I would have said a stottie was much bigger than what the question asks. Well they are roond here.

Yeah a stottie is larger.dont like them.far to filling!

I'd love to have a viable public transport system here in Austin. Everything is so spaced out, and traffic is so bad.

metro is good in newcastle.bit dear on short stops.

one nice piece of minge that

does nowt for me.:|

A young Jen Ellison and the bird who played her fit sister. Of course I miss it!

Claire Sweeny(jimmys daughter) turned me on.

I rarely missed an episode of this soap in its hey day.it went off the boil in the end.I think jackie corkhill became a lesbian.daft storylines. :wallbutt:

Has got the loudest sneeze ever,I swear its riddiculous.It sounds like a fuckin explosion.She doesnt even try to cover it and has done it about 15 times today already.Im sure she brings a pot of pepper to work just to piss me off

 

I then went into the break out are and a woman stirred her brew about 50-60 times banging it as hard as she could on the sides,any more and Id have beaten her to death with the teaspoon

 

I went outside for a ciggie to calm and two chav girls were there,one shouting incredibly loudly down her phone for eveyone to hear and the other playing hardcore music loudly out of her phone

 

I honestly think Micheal Doulas Character (sp) in falling down worked here because Im gonna do something similas soon

change your job.

The hair looks absolutely shite.

 

He was always my favourite of the Gallagher brothers though.

:P his hair did look crap.

Yes, I'm currently working on a Russian one. It's not easy. I still think she's ace though.

 

I'm considering changing tactics to see if that will make a difference, as in further progress. We'll see next week, I'm going away for a conference tomorrow, as is she.

where did you meet her? she got a mate? :whistle:

went out with a finnish student once. bit moody,brainy. she got on my tits after a while.:inlove:..not this one.

Just based on looks of course in an ideal world?

 

- Really dirty looking?

- Sweet and innocent girl next door type?

- Alternative funky looking?

- Thinking man's crumpet?

- Classy?

- Mediterranean?

- Sultry mistress?

 

I would have to plump for the girl next door type. Understated beauty always does it for me.

full figure. bit tarty. tanned or olive skinned. brunette. quite like birds with low self esteem!:drool:short skirts,strap shoes. mmmmm

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How do you pronounce it? Scone or Scone?

how do you pronounce scouser? :wow:

Well?

 

Poll to follow (if I can suss out how to do one).

stottie:yes:

Does Mel B take it up the pooper?

ginger bloke in bo selector fucked her.

He looked good on stage last night. he looked fab for his age!

Who buys them nowadays? I mean, when I was a lad a rhythm mag was the only way you could get to see women's bits. Now every fucker has the internet, which was invented so that everyone could see women's bits whenever they wanted. So why do mags still exist?

alot of people aint got the internet bjorn. duh!

Tried it today, tough work and i had beads of sweat pouring down my face, got the job done in the end but i don't recommend it but i its worth trying just in case you prefer it.

Anyone else into uphill gardening?

i was thinking about applying for a gardening job. not now. fuck that for a lark.worked hard on my garden today. :sleep:

Tonight. Worraleg.

his eyes looked a bit wonky. i hate these clicky audiance with .. :wow::wow::wow:

My other half does not like it either.

 

But if I prepare, bath shave clean sheets, right time of the moon phase I might just get a treat.

 

What really pisses me off is she loves me to get down there and give here a good licking but other way round, well harrods have more sales than I have blow jobs....

you have to use a bit of bullying sometimes! ;)

I wear lady briefs.:$

 

Who doesnt?

tights?

Boxers. Y fronts are for very old people. No poll?

yeah.should be a poll.