windass

What this forum needs is a thread where we can all disclose to eachother how much money we've got in the bank, what we earn, who our creditors are and how much our assets are worth. We could even arrange to have a bank account number amnesty.

 

What dya reckon, Windass?

why do i get the impression that your fucking brainy? :yes:

i have 5 grand in the credit union, but owe them the same amount

 

ive a grand in my account, but owe 280 grand on a kortgage, so no, ive no savings

nowt then :wallbutt:

ive got some bonds, thank Grandad.

you might get some more money when he dies :thumbup:

i havent :no

There is nothing more unattractive than a woman who can't dance, Actually there is, like corrective shoes and shit, but it's pretty high up there.

women used to dance with their shoes off. plus their handbags were down by their feet. fucking scrubbers!! :no:yes::no:yes::no:yes:

why the fuck anybody wants to sit outside in the UK amazes me. It's so fuckin cold your food must be freezing within 5 minutes. I walked past a place in Lord Street, Southport at 10.00am in March the temp must have been all of 3 degrees and there was this woman sat outside shivering over her cappucino.

starbuck people etc are pretentious. example,,leeds town centre.

I have moved one ton of top soil today and I'm fucked. There are another two tons sitting on the drive to be shifted but that fucking rain is relentless and they'll probably have to wait for another day.

your liverpool rain has arrived in newcastle! :angry:

makes you cringe :thumbdown

my cut off age was 37. :lol: :party:

im doing it all the fucking time. :laugh:

£150 fuck me mate that's good going. You get as much as you can eat and I bet your Mam does your washing for you?

 

I'd say it's you who's harsh, wait till you get your own gaff. Wake up and smell the coffee will really mean something then.

you sound quite streetwise. :sniff:

I thought that.

 

£400 quid is harsh too! I pay £150 a month to my ma.

thats fair.

I'm 24 and I still live at home!!! It's fucking brilliant. I had my own flat in Newcastle when I was in Uni for four years but it was too dear to get one here!!

 

I give my mum £400 a month. But I earn more than her so I suppose that's different........

heaton,fenham ?...you wouldnt expect Liverpool to be that dear. :smile:

If you are offended by Chris' tone at least he did not ask you to post pictures of your underwear.

 

It is creepy.

 

I like this place because it sails close to the wind. Long may that continue but being a gent I do think some of the comments to the ladies are a bit off and I can understand why Dirk for instance gets a mood on.

I would if it where a relation of mine.

Then again it is not Chris' place to become the spokesperson for ladies sensibilities. I do agree with his sentiment.

i agree. i think most blokes are decent on here. it does have over 18 warnings.

RL will implode shortly.

 

10, 9, 8

i find it funny! sorry :lol: i still have alot of respect for women though.:whistle:

Bill Bailey without doubt.

not one liverpudlian comes to mind :blah. lenny henry...in his day!

how much do your kids pay for their keep? mine pay £30 weekly each. they moan at that. I say fuck off if you dont like it!...they wont go. :lol::laugh:

Off to Sunny (?) Wales tomorrow for a week, so no TLW after tonight.

 

When I get back, if someone would be kind enough to fill me in on whats been happening, I'd be grateful.

 

Particular points of interest would be

 

* Has there been another invasion to the other side?

 

* Have Liz's knicker drawers been disturbed again?

 

* Have I won the bonus ball?

 

* How are my Foster family (the Knows Its)?

 

* Did Windass crack in the face of Tom's discussion threads?

 

* Have we adopted any more Chimps? (I missed out on everything to do with the first one, as I was officially "not friends with the internet" around that time)

 

 

I dont need to know about the squabbles on the other side as they will all still be about exactly the same things (spread over many pages of many threads). I could miss out a month and still be able to catch up over there.

 

Have fun people. I may bring you back a stick of rock (between you all) if you're all good boys and girls.

 

Croeso i Gymru.

windass says..have a terrible holiday. hope it piss pours with rain. he he :laugh::laugh:

you have at night? mine is coffee. O_o

I have only ever had one job (last summer) and it was a good job in a seaside shop selling sweets, drinks, ice creams, buckets, spades etc. There is also a pool table and gaming machines. Easy job. I have it again this summer.

did you sell george best mugs? :lol:

care assistant at an old folks home. 2.92 an hour and more shit and piss than you could ever wish to see in your life.

must be the cold. oh and reindeer meat. :lol:

Jet lag is a bitch. When I flew to aus in April, I slept on and off for three days. Its annoying as you think you're over it, get out of bed, then within two hours you're fucked again.

 

The worse thing for me is that I usually vomit a lot on the first day too. I don't understand why, but I do.

I can only afford to travel to liverpool. :laugh:

There was a salmonella scare at cadburys in 2006. Cost them millions...which is a shame as I quite like the fruit and nut.

 

When were you there?

when the salmonella scare was on, :laugh:

what was yours? mine was working a night shift at Cadburys. My pal drank seven pints before starting his shift,never washed his hands after going to the bog, come 6am, he said he was going home to wake his missus up for a fuck. nice bloke! :laugh:

Negged.

 

As for the Masai, I once saw on TV that when you visit a tribe, the custom is to offer you to sleep with one of the wives of the tribe. They said it on TV, so it must be true!

only if you have a 9 inch cock!