windass

he's in a band and plays drums all night. on saturday it started at 1 (presumably when he got in from his gig) and finnished at half 2.

 

the saturday before he was drilling (apparently he's always drilling and never runs out of stuff to drill) from half 9. just in time for the babys bed time.

 

the sunday after the drilling he was up mowing the lawn and throwing bricks into a skip at 7 o'clock.

 

then the neighbours on the other side are around the corner but their gardens back onto the side of her house. when we sit out in the garden the fat cunt who lives there has all his 13/14/15 year old pot head mates round taking turns to look out the sky light two at a time at my bird in her bra sun bathing.

 

said lad came down one night while me and my mate was in the kitchen and popped up at the fence talking to my girlfriend and her mate. i could hear him saying 'i'v robbed a bottle of vodka there off my mum if you fancy it' the girls said yes and he dissappeared to get it. about half an hour later his mum come out and battered him for stealing the vodka. quite funny when you think she lets him smoke weed all day.

 

i know there is a neighbour thread somewhere but these deserve a thread of their own.

i live on a tough council estate, but people are quiet on the whole.

 

The missing ones are forming a Sock Monkey Army to seize control of the state.

:lol::lol:

Do they have flat heads with a small indentation the right size for resting a bottle of ale as well?

people are dumb shit on here :party:

I like The Carpenters. A lot.

 

Beat that.

sally is a stiff now :laugh:

You have children???

yeah, they are more mature than u. :lol:

Think he means one of his pigeons.

 

Windass deffo keeps pigeons. Don't you, big guy?

burppppppppppp

Can you hire them to be chained to the groom while dressed as Smurfs at stag Dos and wot not?

no:tease:

my lad met them in Africa last week. The women are very short. what an experience eh!

Surely one of life's most disturbing and cryptic mysteries.

 

Like how is it old women love snooker yet young women don't?

snooker. didnt know that one!

..still got the series 1 & 2 dvds somewhere. Shitty catchphrase comedy at it's very best. Still has the ability to have me pissing my pants.

 

 

 

Check it out.

what thats one when he had a crap in a singers toilet.? :lol:

are you able to find a pair that actually match? once i went out with one black and one blue sock on! how do they get lost in the washing machine! :lol:

Waheeyy

 

I liked it

KFC..A TART WHO GIVES YOU BREAST,THIGH AND A BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN.

Woke up this morning with "The Lonely Goatherd" from Sound of Music going round my head. What the fuck...?

 

That's gone now and all I've got in my head is "Wednesday Week" by the Undertones whicvh I haven't even heard for about 10 years.

 

What makes these things happen?

 

*bangs forehead repeatedly on desk*

ma baker. boney m

Have you seen the new Barbie Doll.

 

Its got no arms,

No feet,

No head,

No house,

No farm

 

There naming it Zim-Barbie.

ha

That relies entirely upon delivery and therefore does not work when put into text.

CRAFTY BUTCHER...A HOMO WHO LIKES TO TAKE HIS MEAT AROUND THE BACK.

:sniff:

my sky+ re-fitted in my new place. The engineer accidentally forgot his drill.

He just called my mobile as am back at work now and said he would drop by at the end of the day to pick it up. I mean if he wanted to see me again he could have just asked for my number! joker...

id say theres no drill here and keep it. :biggrin:

mine are good. foster parents one side. hard working guy who loves motorbikes the other side

Why would you go to Poundland when there's the 99p store?

Ha

That makes a person not a slag.

 

Would you say a girl who has sex with you on the first date is a slag?

no. just fun types. :yes:

Best, for me, has to be Peep Show. QI is top class too even though it regularly gets done to death on Dave.

 

Worst. Well where do you start? I'm tempted to say Little Jocelyn or whatever the hell it was called but I think I'll have to stick with Little Britain.

worst..dads army. that middle class famiy thing, american stuff,my kids watch with will young?

best.. still porridge. steptoe and son,george and mildred,terry and june

i never see these cheap £1 watches around anymore.used to sell them in poundland etc:yes:

why are young birds so fat these days? all you see are huge arses walking about. flippin gross i say.. :|

He's out-threadding you Redder.

 

P.S Damn you Owen.

Redder hates competition. ;)

I wish wind arse would fuck off. Peasant.

burppppp...

Just finished a whole packet of the little orangey jelly spongy bastards and feel very sick indeed but I just couldn't stop .

have you tried the rasberry ones. you can buy them in Aldi. yum.:yes: