Lario

If we're going back to our youf, it's gotta be Sophie from Home and Away and Jennifer Connolly from Career Opportunities.

Guess I'll be watching Love Island this season.

Spies In Disguise or Storks.

41 minutes ago, Pete said:

What does she actually do these days (apart from pose for pics in her bikini a lot)?  If she has spare time I'm sure I could occupy it for 10 minutes

I'm assuming that includes boiling the kettle and getting the Hob Nobs.

She'll catch her death in that.

Jenny was a friend of mine.

Like Richard Marx mentioned above, did Mr. The Killers do away with Jenny?

I mean, there was no motive for the crime. Jenny was a friend of mine his.

Who let the dogs out?

So in our current team, we have 4 (arguably) all-time 11 players playing in defence?

Alisson, Trent, Virgil, Andy.

I think he's fucking ace.

People giving it the "he's shite" narrative. You can be damn sure every defence he plays against are scared shitless of him.

17 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

You haven't even included the real Ronaldo on the list.

 

Maradona for me. He just dragged teams to victory. Messi is a phenomenal player with some record but he has been blessed to have some of the greatest players of all time play with him at club level. 

I assume the Ronaldo listed was the original Ronaldo. Otherwise he'd have said "greasy, rapist, shitbag cunt", wouldn't he?

In his prime (which admittedly wasn't very long), Ronaldo was as good as anything or anyone that's ever set foot on the pitch.

As strong as Haaland.

As skilful as Messi.

As fast as Mbappe.

As clinical as *insert your favourite finisher here*.

If you were to create the ultimate striker, it'd be him.

If the poll doesn't include him...

1. I'm disgusted.

2. Messi for G.O.A.T.

Don't know why people are fixated on Bellingham being 19. He's an established England starter and captain of his club side.

Would people rather we pay £100m on a 28 year old with the same stats?

Well it's finally arrived in Lario's household, and it's me that has it. Obviously got it when out for pints last Friday.

Luckily it's mild, just a bit of a cold really.

Wouldn't have even tested myself only for the fact I was snuffling in work and they insisted I tested.

We did well to avoid it for so long. Now trying to decide to pass it on to the rest of the clan so we have a clean bill of health for Christmas, or to stay away from them and let them take their chances.

Is there any app that you can create a tracklist from different sources?

Like something exclusive to Tidal, something from Spotify, live track from youtube, all in one place?

I could probably do the maths if I could figure out what was being asked!

“I can’t say thank you enough to everyone at the club for trusting me. I am happy and comfortable, and I have everything I need to do my job as best as possible,” said Guardiola. 

Infinite cash with zero repercussions! 

The good lady chose Spain for me.

Champ has always been my favourite poster on here!

*General Wondering*

Salah out with both Rice and Bellingham coming in.

Any takers?

Fucking handsome bastard!

The Qatari's won't like him, turning all their men gay!

ManéMan is in the Middle East now.

People are saying Tyson isn't one of the all-time greats?

Fairy nuff.

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I almost forgot how many fit women you get world cup crowds.

Is correct. 
 

That lad has used a year’s supply of Soul Glo on his beard!

Torn about whether to want Uruguay or not.

Already have them backed (with Nunez), so it's all eggs in one basket, or spread my chances!

Either way, come on ta fuck?!?!!!1!1!!!!!

26 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Just click on friends & family to avoid that

Did that.

Yera fuck it. Be worth it when I win anyway!