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superb, absolutely superb...

he's a fat name droppin cunt who thinks he's the Flanagan's best mate and that makes him dead hard

thought this pic would of been photoshopped by now...

'Ljungberg shags imaginary slut infront of 60m people'.

 

class mate, i tried to rep you... not sure i can thou...

There are some shit hot contenders from Norway this time around.

 

100m sprinter Ezinne Okparaebo

 

 

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well done sir, well done.

My ex has asked me to go to a wedding with her in London at the end of the month. To entice me she said she’s got a suite at the hotel and she’ll “wax herself smoother then a billiard ball” as she “knows I like that” if I come over.

 

What should I do? I don’t want to go out with this girl again (she may not want to go out with me again either), but it’s a free night on the lash and a ride.

 

I need some GF wisdom.

weddings are a great place to meet vulnerable women......... so i hear.

i don't have the last episode but to be honest mate it didn't fit in with the rest of the series at all and, if you believe what i've read on the interweb, season 8 is just gonna kinda act like that ending never happened...

I like the way theres a crime theme for every season of the year. At the moment we are at the tail end of the knife crime one, the government will use it to put some sneaky repealing law against our rights through.

Before that I think it was the abduction craze, based upon a 'Find Maddie' load of shite of a silly couple who went out for a drink and left their child alone whilst on holiday and making millions out of it, meanwhile children all over the world starved, where a load of missing children, later found safe and well are run and run, so the media doesn't have to repoirt the real news.

is right lad, the sayin "who controls the news controls the country" springs to mind...

(Plenty of reasons to not use this one but) i got sent this...

God save our gracious Keane

Long live our noble Keane

God save our Keane

Make us victorious

Happy and glorious

Long to score goals for us

God save our Keane

think ya can guess the tune?

So, basically issue 5,000 more ST's?

Sounds good to me

Yeah Chris has obviously been messing with the lower end of the tottie spectrum!

how do you know he didn't mean his brown eye...?

Hanmstrung is spot on, i know what ya tryin to say mate and i totally agree with ya...

I think the PTS should just be 5000 tickets for 5000 people who go to 19 games every season

Same thing happened to me, at the cl quarter home leg against Arsenal when Torres smashed the second home i caught an elbow and it bust one of me back teeth.

Short version is it cost me £200 to fix (with a crown) and that was the "NHS"...

essential British viewing ?

my bad, didn't read that properly...

... knowing that on some level I'm having the fact I'm a male with urges being used against me to line someone else's pockets, someone who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.

kinda what it's like supporting LFC at the moment...

Scrubs series 1- 6 cheesy greatness

What guarantees dya think you get with an escort? I mean if i paid £250 notes for a meal or somethin i'd expect the best damn meal ever made...

I am really ashamed and embarrased to admit that I was suspended for 6 months when i was about 14 for attempting to stab a bully in the back with a screwdriver during a woodwork lesson. He was about to pour paint thinners on another pupil, i just lost it for a millisecond. The cock had been a pain in the arse for years, sorry to say but he almost had it coming and thank god the teacher managed to get to me before i caused a serious injury. I was lucky not to be excluded, but i believe a lot of the teachers, rightly or wrongly stuck up for me. He was killed a number of years later in a car accident.

bit film noir that last bit...

why not get a cheap "espana" shirt from some local market and get him to sign that... i hope ya get a photo of him and that like but a torres shirt with his signature just seems a bit, well, weird.

"Excellent work woo, but as I was told by crazyhorse when posting it on another thread, you have to get rid of the 'E' at the bottom of the page."

Nar because 'E' is one of the letters they give Randy and then he picks B N G O so it all applys

Randy Marsh feels your pain...

There's a Sayers on West Derby Road and when they pull the roller-shutter down it says "Gregg's is better." No wonder they're in so much shit.

My all-time favourite was in the bogs in The Grapes in Mathew Strret. (For anyone who doesn't know, it's one of the boozers the Beatles used to drink in - and you're never allowed to forget it.) Someone who should have a job making blue plaques had written "John Lennon parked his breakfast here" in one of the cubicles.

Haha, a bog in makkies in Milan had "Sayers is boss" scrawled beneath a don't buy the s*n sticker

Surely a 'cat nonce' would shag kittens?

i just thought it meant he shagged male cats

Was it, Jon Ball? I went to school with a lad who I think was called Jon Ball but we jus tcalled him cat, because he'd shagged a cat.

i think it was jay somethin but i can't be sure... shagging a cat would lend itself well to being called a 'cat nonse' thou