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They'll never add it all on. Lucky to be 5 mins even though it's closer to 8

Another ten minute sub coming up!

Kane with a hat trick! Amazing what a guy who knows how to finish does for your team

Odds on a Spartak winner?

Ha ha fucking hell

We've fucking died as an attacking force.

Jesus fucking Christ. We're a shower of donkeys

For our corners, why don't we take them short? Why? Fucking why do we bother trying to cross them in when we either hit the first man or into keepers hands and taking mane off is crazy. He's not played brilliantly but better than firmino

Why is this taking so fucking long? Least 4 mins for this but we won't get 5 added on!

Oh lovely. A sub keeper to come on and play like Billy the fish and save everything.

Spurs up 2 nil away to a better crowd than this. Proper striker gets 2 from 2 chances!

What the fuck was that by Arnold. Just keep it fucking moving. Why force it

How many times has can given it away for them to start a counter? Get him off for fuck sake. He's not playing well

Can can go go down the tunnel. He's playing cat tonight

Are any of us surprised? How many goals would city, Bayern, Barca, Madrid have scored against these fucking bums? Fucking hell, why am I fucking seething when I know we can't be relied upon for fuck all. Literally ANY result is possible with us no matter how good or bad we're playing

Are our 2 centre halves fucking brain dead. Why do they try go through the player trying to win headers? Who the fuck is he going to flick it onto to you fucking clown.

Well that's a fucking disgrace that is. We're a bunch of fucking donkeys. 5 on 2. FUCK OFF

As usual, our own worst enemies

Much better, but my prophetic post rings true

Ha ha, one goal against and we're at over the fucking gaff. Leaders leaders where are our fucking leaders!

Karius from the school of Joe Hart there

We'll either get none or 5

Again we should be 1 up at least. Aguero would have buried that.

Best thing we could do is give them a bit of space to come onto us.

Can clown