Harry Squatter

"Mr Meis, we want a proper stadium as this city is a true famous footballing city. Build us something befitting of a club of our stature and we don't want a massive tourist attraction like the other club in the city"

"OK. how about the Evspanyol stadium?"

19 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

 

Guarantee there's at least one post on GOT blaming him for this!

And:

Heysel

Collina

The Ukraine War

Clattenberg 

Clive Thomas 

The Sly 6

World Wars 1 and 2

Sky favouritism 

25 minutes ago, Pete said:

Hang on. M was a bloo? 

Those adverts she does for moneysupermarket are shite. She could have done one for Everton when they were blagging their Covid losses. 

"Let's start saving this club some money"

2 hours ago, Red74 said:

He’s just like all the rest of them. Gets reminded every day just why they got the deduction and still reverts to the stadium shite they’ve made up for themselves. 

They are all the same. They just have a crib sheet of lies and excuses they refer to even when they've been repeatedly been proven to be lies or myths. 

They also tie themselves in knots and contradict themselves to belittle everything Liverpool do. 

12 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

all the bile directed at liverpool,from those scuffs down the 62 and various others,is about the actual city.

Bin dippers,self pity city,sign on yadda yadda.

yet you get thick bloo nose simpletons jumping on the bandwagon.

Thick fucking cunts. 

If they were a film character they would be Steven (Samuel L. Jackson character) out of Django Unchained.

Sits there while his white master refers to him and his fellow houseworkers by the N word and says how stupid and backward black people are and he still cosies up to them thinking he'll be treated any differently. 

The only time they ever seem to get any joy out of footy is when we lose or there's a weekend where they don't have a game. 

Absolutely fuming at that defeat because of that period in the second half where we should have put the game to bed but somehow contrived to let them back into it. 

You'll never hear the last of this game even if they get twatted 5-0 by City in the final. 

Hope Nunez scores a hat trick against these twats. 

5 minutes ago, Fallen Angel said:

Might be time to remind them about the Ferry that was forced to return to Dublin after a match due to threatening football fans onboard and the other passengers being afraid.Au turn wax needed to allow more police on prevent the fans being gobs. 
 

Everton fans - after a world famous 0 - 0 draw against University College Dublin in 1985 - the same year the whiter-than-white (figuratively as well as physically) fans of EFC were so unfairly banned from Europe through no fault of their own…

Their own board refused to sell tickets for the Fortuna Sittard away leg because of fears over crowd violence between the two sets of fans.

Looks like 30 years of being shite and irrelevant is taking its toll on their fans so they just keep coming up with things to moan about. Us being their specialist subject. 

Be funny next year when they don't win anything. Thirty years of winning fucking nothing despite telling everyone what a big club they are, founder members of the PL and one of the big 5 who pushed for it only for them to end up a complete afterthought. 

It still won't stop them blaming everyone but themselves for their failure. Its in their DNA to whinge, moan and deflect away their own shortcomings. 

They are keen to tell us we never won the league for 30 years but we won 15 trophies in that period and 17 since they last won anything. More than their entire history. 

23 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

 

Think he meant fat not strong. 

Needed a strong bench 

33 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Jesus christ, they are absolutely fucked. £23.9m a year in interest payments just based on that figure which will increase as the debt won't be going down. 

Couple of injuries for Arsenal please. Spawny cunts haven't had any at all this season. 

On 09/03/2024 at 21:57, johnsusername said:

Getting this done in the week. Will I be able to drive home or is it a taxi job? It's about a 25 minute drive. 

 

I was going to take a week off any exercise and a further week (at least, maybe another two) off my weightlifting. To be honest looking forward to not exercising and letting some niggling injuries clear up. Saying that id rather do it without someone cutting my ball sack open, but nevermind. 

Just don't ride a bike home.

On 26/02/2024 at 16:24, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Any cunt who is a professional "banter merchant".

I went the pub once with these lads from work who would take 3 hour lunches every Friday. 

It was almost like a banter hierarchy. Two main ones, 5 underlings and then 2 short arses that would just get ripped to bits by the other 7. Same shit jokes on a loop for a couple of hours all just ripping each other about any slight physical deformity. 

They'd all come back completely fucked and just sit at their desks like stroke victims until it was the earliest possible time to clock off.

Anjem Choudhury

Matt Le Tissier

George Galloway

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Im sure I remember one of their lot blaming them throwing bottles at police in Lille on the reputation Liverpool fans have given English supporters. The police being heavy handed because of Heysel almost 30 years before 

Yep. Defo Heysel even though there was no trouble in Istanbul for our final in 2005 after Leeds had been there in 2001. 

47 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Never mind the  Ferndale Lodge, I want to know what went on in Spitroast Crosby! Or do I?

 

The name conjures up all sorts.

Unfortunately it's just a chicken place but the sign in the window is good "we've been spitroasting birds since 2017"

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

“Yeah but town was dead when we took 3 million fans to Lille in 2014 lad. No-ones been arsed about European footy since then lad. We showed the weeks that nobody can complete with our support. French bizzies were applauding us lad applauding us Everton aren’t we afraid of nothing follow our club with pride us lad Klopp picks his toenails in the disabled bogs in Tesco” 

I love the way they always brag about their final in Rotterdam saying that there was no trouble. Rapid Vienna had about 200 fans there and didn't have shithouses with Stanley knives on mopeds days before the game. It was literally an Everton home game but in another country. 

"Yeah lad, the Dutch bizzies were playing footy with us and said how well behaved we were unlike that lot across the park. We Would have won 29 European cups but for the bad behaviour of another set of fans a few weeks later"

2 hours ago, Pidge said:

 

You sure you got the right place?

 

 

Looks alright to be fair, like an upmarket version of the old working men's club in my village.

They had a function room upstairs which was alright. No idea where they got the strippers from, what a pair of filthbags. 

I went to one of those workers mens clubs in Rice Lane when I was 17 and sat in the front row with my mate when they had strippers on. Two rough looking old fellas said that the strippers would get us up on stage and strip us off in front of everyone as we were the youngest there. We moved a few rows back for safety as we thought that the strippers were going to be fat and ropey. 

Anyway, one comes on the stage and she's about 20 with an unbelievable body and big tits. Goes over to the fella who sat in the seat I vacated and she lets him rub baby oil over her legs and arse, turns round and lets him rub it into her tits then gives him a lapdance bouncing all over him. 

The two old fellas come over to me and say "do you want me to go over and tell him to get out of your seat?"

The fella in the front row jizzed in his keks then staggered off to the toilet about 5 minutes later. 

Another stripper comes out and they do a big lesbian show on the stage. To this day I still regret not sitting in the front row.