Harry Squatter

Arnold made some gems in his early career. "Hercules in New York" and "The Villain" are my favourites.

 

I love the scene in Commando when Arnie steals the red sports car with no roof, he looks like gorilla driving a go-cart!

Defo - and he drives the Porsche that has been in a smash then drives it away without any damage, quality panel beating.

Flash Gordon as well, the guy off Blue Peter getting bitten by the tree beast and everything just being overly camp and gay.

Top Gun - gayest campest film of all time, who'd be late for a date with a then fit Kelly McGillis because you were playing volleyball on the beach with a bunch of fellas to the tune "Playing with the boys"??

no mate, the thread says 'in good sitcoms'.....you dont seem to have grasped this one yet...:laugh:

Sorry - still hungover!

The English airmen in Allo Allo

Commando - far fetched, OTT but funny due to Arnie being up against a chainmail wearing Freddy Mercury lookalike saying "Jaahn, i'll be ready Jaaahhn"

Krull - ridiculously weird and had Mark Fowler in it pre AIDS

Beastmaster - running round over rocks in leather skiddies then a blind man saying "No one must ever hear of this"

Delta Force - Chuck Norris blowing up arabs with rocket launchers from government issued motorbikes.

Candyman - basically a story about Purple Aki from Crosby born Clive Barker.

Kickboxer - Jean Claude Van Damme going round everywhere in Thailand saying "I want to fight Tong Po" then getting buzzed off by all the Thai's and Man City's new owner.

Hes quite prepared to do ALL that, its just that so far, they wont have him on, no matter how many times he keeps begging......:whistle:

I'll give Jimmy Hill and the Daily Express a ring and sort it then

Went to see this film the other night, enjoyed it although the ending seemed a bit limp, the 80's were very well captured. Two girls got up and walked out the cinema at one point during a scene where a black lad gets battered. Steven Graham is a pure nutter in it. Anyone else seen it?

Yeah, every episode was literally a new adventure, they would be dicking about, usually in the house, and all sorts of weird and wonderful losers would wonder through....Lenny Henry as the Nazi Postman in the final episode, Griff Rhys-Jones as Bambi, Jennifer Saunders as Helen Mucus, the completely mad murderess....everyone was a winner.

It was chocker full of randoms - the talking cat and flying sharks, the bit where Vivian goes to Narnia and asks the witch for a doner kebab.

So you're saying that Dave Usher does qualify as a journalist/football writer then ? :whistle:

He has to go on Jimmy Hills Sunday supplement and have a collective wank about Chelsea and the Mancs with a bunch of fat cluless bell ends. He then has to appear in tabloids posing on the phone saying "Dave Usher, Britains' No1 football Journo" and report on things that no one can be arsed reading about. He also has to slag off players after one game saying that they are the worst he has ever seen even if they are the next Pele. He then needs to get a slaphead like Paddy Barclay and talk more cack, only then he will qualify as a football writer.

Warlock..

Yes - he is a genius - the Young Ones was full of brilliant random characters. Jerzy Balowski, Harry the Bastard, the TV detector man, Vivians' Mum, SPG the hamster & Dexy's Midnight Runners playing in the toilet.

The pothead character in the Young Ones who was Neils' mate, he ended up playing Nigel in Eastenders. Neil joins the police and does a raid on his house, he says "Come in Neil, take the t1t of yer head"

The Henry picture is fantastic.

He looks like the pothead out of the Scary Movie films.

It is quite funny really - the only time we ever concern ourselves about them is either when we play them or when they say something stupid and we buzz off them.

I've sat in the Bullens Road and Gwladys Street incognito during derbies and the bile, hatred and bitterness towards us is beyond belief. It is an obsession. I think if you asked some Evertonians if they would swop us getting beat on Wednesday for them qualifying for Europe they would take it without any hesitation.

Most get brought up to believe that you aren't a proper Evertonian unless you despise everything about Liverpool. It doesn't help much when their best ever manager bleats on about us in every article he writes for the Echo.

Lampards first two photos look like "Rick Waller becomes Eddie Munster"

I also love it when the Mancs say that the whole media, especially the BBC are obsessed with Liverpool, they must be having a laugh.

Just shows you how much McCarthy knows about football to slag off a young foreign player in his first season in England after one game. I bet he ssaid Ronaldo was the worst player to play for Man U after a few of his early performances.

The pundits on TV aren't much better, I absolutely despise David Platt with a passion, hate his boring voice and like Ray Wilkins just because he played in Italy they think he is a football genius. He used to do "Platty's tactics" in 442 like he was some big tactical managerial genius when he is a failed coach. Ray Wilkins is a bender who hates Liverpool, Gerry Francis, Steve Claridge, Peter Beagrie, Chris Kamara are all tits, and don't even get me started on Andy Townsends' tactics truck.

Read a quote the other day about Cesar Luis Menotti in the 1978 World Cup after he kept getting stick off the press. He was asked what his opinion was of football writers. He said "Not only do they know nothing about football but if 20 of them were kidnapped and put in a room with a typewriter they wouldnt be able to write a letter to mummy"

Jamie Redknapp was in 442 and asked "When you were little did cousin Frank eat all the pies?" - he gets a massive cob on saying "I don't know why people keep calling him fat, he's a fantastic athlete in great shape". He looks like Martin Samuel in that first pic.

Rooney looks like the Mekon there, he just needs a little flying saucer.

I cannot see why Harry Harris is even employed, he writes boring ill informed articles that the public could not care less about such as the delay regarding Wembley, the West Ham illegal player fiasco and rumourmonging about who will be the next Chelsea manager. I am still waiting for Sven Goran Eriksson to be Chelea manager despite his numerous insider sources saying that it was a dead cert.

That Steve Curry is an absolute tool, loves the Mancs more that Alex Ferguson.

I wonder if the papers and the media in general will be raking up his human rights record this time...probably not.

Not likely - the Man City fans have already had their Human Rights infringed for the last 30 years so I doubt anyone will care :>

In particular Article 3 - The right not to suffer torture, inhuman or degrading treatment.

Martin Samuel you are referring to, your right he is awful

Yes, he is awful as well, forgot about that bell end, looks like a fatter bearded version of Chris Moyles - also that baldy headed Jean Luc Picard wannabee Patrick Barclay, tries to make out he is uber intellectual but then makes statements like "If we (even though he is a jock) are to have any chance at the 2006 World Cup, David James is a must"

I haven't bothered doing a poll for this as there are so many of them, but who in your opinion is the biggest knobhead journo?

I would say Harry Harris as he never actually reports on football, rather betting/illegal player/corrupt FA scandals with little or no factual evidence. Always has pictures of him on the phone and captions such as "Harry Harris, the man in the know"

A close second would be Paul McCarthy of the people for slagging off Peter Crouch saying he was one of the worst players ever to play for England then completely changing his tune when he started scoring a few goals.

I can't stand shows like this - I hate You're on Sky Sports as well and 606, it's always loads of moaning Tttenham and Chelsea fans as well as Man U fans from Devon re hashing boring subjects that have already been done to death on Sky Sports News. Nothing anyone says on these shows is new or enlightening. Especially when you have fools like Peter Beagrie and Steve Claridge answering questions on YOSS.

Yeah I was at that game on a complimentary ticket too, one that was issued to the city council... although I actually was there to enjoy the football :smile:

 

I don't understand why people who aren't interested in footy would got a game though, freebie or not.

I was expecting it to be a boring 1-0 but I was pleasantly surprised - one of Russia's goals was a corker.

Exactly - I wouldn't go to a sport where I'd look a t1t asking people the rules, are people that deperate for free beer?

Dreamt that Bellamy scored in the 83rd minute after outpacing the Milan defence, but for some reason the game was being played at the Stade de France, then I realised i was just dreaming.

Also had one about Moscow Vs Inter Milan - another late 1-0 win with Eto'o scoring a volley 12 yards out similar to Vladimir Smicer Vs Chelsea in a league game, - I walked out of the ground then a copper robbed my passport and asked me for 500 quid if I wanted it back. I gladly woke up before I said "but I haven't got 500 quid"

Can remember going to Euro 96 at Anfield - got 2 tickets to see teh Czech Republic Vs Russia - there was about 15,000 at the game, we got lumbered behind the all the Carlsberg "representatives" - all clueless wankers on a freebie from work, about 2 of them knew the rules and they were going to the bar every 10 mins, couldn't care less about what was happening on the pitch. The majority were neutrals and allegedly the rest of the tickets had been sold to "fans" but for some reason everyone who paid £45-75 never bothered turning up. They missed a decent game anyway

Wonder how many Man City players he can name? - when he got asked what Liverpool players he knew he could only name Owen and then Baros after someone had shouted out in the background.

What a selfish, self centred attention seeking twat - he is just like a stroppy teenage girl who needs to be the centre of everything all the time. When he went off like he did in the Carling Cup final he wanted everyone to go in after him "Ahh, come out Jose, we all want you to" - he'll be like "Really? - do you really want me to come out? - ok then, only if you really really need me there" cunto