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  1. I stated earlier that they are the worst fanbase in the country. They are a load of clueless, FIFA playing, entitled bellends.

     

    Yes, we can all hate the Manchester teams and Everton, but Arsenal fans are a different breed of dickhead.

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  2. 1 hour ago, JohnnyH said:

    This popped up on my FB timeline from an Arsenal account.  It seems it’s not a piss take and has 100s of comments from Arsenal fans exalting the moment???

     

    Arsenal fans are fucking weird. 
     

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    Arsenal fans have a genuine illness

  3. 13 hours ago, Anubis said:

    Rebel Moon - 2/10. All shot using Snyder’s trademark sepia toned hues and slowed/normal speed action sequences. 
     

    Things I stole from other films, by Zack Snyder, aged 57. 
     

    1. Orcs from LotR. Just give them blue skin. Nobody will notice.

     

    2. South Africans as bad guys. Just having a South African accent clearly makes somebody an evil, rapist murderer.

     

    3. Back to LotR to steal Bree. A rain soaked, mud infested shithole full of questionable characters.

     

    4. while we’re in Bree, let’s style Charlie Hunnam’s character on Aragorn.

     

    6. Gladiator. Let’s just steal Djimon Hounsou full stop.

     

    7. Star Wars. We’ll just use the Gungans as a template for King Levitica. Right down to the way they speak.

     

    8. MCU. Levitica needs a royal guard. Love those Skrulls.

     

    9.  Next up we’ll Nick The Empress of the Racnoss from Dr Who. We won’t even attempt to disguise it. We’ll just hope the BBC don’t notice.

     

    10. What do you get if you cross Immorton Joe’s boys from Mad Max, with The Ravagers from the MCU. Why, it’s the Bloodaxe twins and their merry men.

     

    11. This is basically the plot of Seven Samurai. Just with a shit script. Shit actors. And boring action sequences. Kurosawa will be turning in his grave.

     

    A risible effort, on every level. God knows how much money Netflix have allowed him to chuck away here.

    Yeah, but wait for the director's cut.......

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