Special K

Slaven knows

Watching ITV trying to turn this into a positive should be fun

Was that the Smalling mistake?

England V Argentina, Mexico '86. England wore white shirts with pale blue shorts and socks. John Barnes produced a superb cross from which Lineker found the back of the net.

He did it twice. Unfortunately, the second time saw Lineker in the back of the net instead of the ball. The memory of my dad jumping up off the couch thinking he'd scored an equaliser has lived with me for 30 years!

I've been out. What hilarity have I missed? Did Ronaldo break his legs?

Does this make Britain First a terrorist organisation then?

Absolutely horrific thing to happen

You know he's going to

Just seen the replay. Apologies, I thought someone headed it onto Williams' head

No he not. Surely he's offside from the initial header?

That's not even close to onside

It's all a bit 1987. Arsenal away and then more away games. Hopefully history can repeat itself.

Anfield being rebuilt too

The myth of the Ronaldo free kick seen twice in quick succession.

Ronaldo disappears in tournaments and big games. Portugal aren't winning this

Football fans are thick bastards at times

Hahahahshahahahahahahahahaha

Clive going a bit OTT about this performance

Decent....

Pretty blatant foul on the keeper

You do realise that someone may have been raped in all of this?

Apologies. The 'amazing' meant the sheer magnitude of the story. It wasn't meant in a celebratory manner.

This would be amazing if it's true.

Started watching Spy but turned it off after about 10 minutes. Shite.

I thought this was one of the funniest films I've seen in a while. Totally unexpected because I hate Melinda Mccarthy. Jason Statham is superb

This is fucking bizarre. Why on earth would you go out with a shirt like that?

He can't be the full shilling. How can anyone have that much hate towards a city?

I don't mind Bellew. He's a bitter gobshite but apparently, off the record, he's alright.

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Is Ronaldo injured?