Special K

Fuck Arsenal, I hope the oil cheat no marks win the league. It means nothing

It's gone all 'last season at Dortmund'

Humiliation

Rooney looks like the guy at the end of 'Big Trouble in Little China' who blows himself up when he sees Lo Pan is dead

Nunez is so fucking bad

Massively, massively uninspiring. Klopp is an impossible act to follow but this is all a bit naff

I honestly think we'll end up with Luton's manager

Just finished the show. That final shot of NV had me cheering with excitement

14 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

They might have fluked a win but after that performance and the scowl on that Jim Ratface owner, Ten Haags getting sent to Coventry. He might as well get a lift there from the Coventry team bus. 

I don't understand this. He's not the outright owner, he's not even 50/50 owner. Surely someone who owns 25% of a company shouldn't have a say in who the manager is? 

Coventry realised how shite Utd are and went for them 3-0 to 3-3!!

Remember when Mudryk was great because he ran really fast against us once?

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

That team draws 1-1.

With us

City in 'getting away with a blatant penalty' shock

Ideally it goes to pens and we get to Silva try the same penalty, with the same result

What a ball from de Bruyne then

Why do channels keep using Jermaine fucking Jenas too? An absolute no-mark footballer who's always a co-commentator who gives no insight to the game, just describes what you've just seen

Looking forward to the team falling off a cliff next season. Klopp was nothing but a miracle worker. There's no one in world football who can do what he did with this club.

We're fucked

A bit of fucking urgency would be handy

We'll be fiiiiiiiiine

Fuck it, I've thrown a tenner on us to win 4-0.

I did it for the Barcelona game too. It seemed to do the trick

I thoroughly enjoyed seeing that rat Silva make a cunt out of himself with that penalty

Bellingham not quite as good against a good team is he?

City bringing Guardiola's patented 'get to the byline and twat it across the 6 yard box' to the fore

8 hours ago, Arniepie said:

Which scene?out of curiosity 

"What kind of American are you?"

Same scene you mentioned.  I barely breathed during it

As much as I hate Barcelona, this ref is blatantly in the pocket of Big Oil