DalyanPete

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

You’re hanging around with the wrong type of pussy

Fucked them off now, no contact at all.

9 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

 

I'm hoping distance will give me perspective.

It doesn't believe me. I still watch all our games and the village know when we score.

11 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

Talkshite

And with that one word you summed it up

12 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I finally got around to watching The Departed, which I recorded ages ago and I had ready for a time I needed to be distracted for 3 hours.

 

Not one of Marty's best, but enough tension and violence to keep me engaged throughout.  

Watched it a few times and love it.

Nicholson superb, as in most of his films.

Had a movie night with friends during covid lockdown and this was my suggestion, like watching a film with your mum and dad, had to put it off because of too much swearing! Fuckin pussies.

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

Amateur

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

As soon as I read “public toilets” I was thrashing around like Flint in Jaws

You sick fuckas!

Right, I want the secret to this magical gift.

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

until gone 9.00 pm last night. 

That is such a sign of getting older.

16 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Perfect Days

 

Hirayama cleans public toilets in Tokyo. He's a solitary man who finds beauty in music, trees, colours, iced water.

 

We follow Hirayama through his days and his life as he encounters different people and situations and as he dreams, we ruminate.

 

A perfect antidote to modern life; simple, elegant, beautiful. Komorebi.

 

7.5/10

Sounds tough to wank to.

56 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

i don't know why anyone wouldn't think it would be hyped. it's a 4-3 game, with a last minute extra-time winner, with the 2 biggest names in english football, live on free to air national TV in the quarter final of the FA Cup. you can't have it that our matches with them are the biggest domestic game, then in such dramatic style ending and hope nobody will care. if the boot was on the other foot, we'd be bouncing everywhere. 

Yea, totally agree with that. 

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

casey  tied up to a joist

That was so funny, state of the heading practice. You never felt you weren't supposed to be there.

Not scoring from the 5 v 2 counter attack summed up the day for me, just got to take advantage of them..

Can only assume Mo is not fit, can't remember him taking the fullback on at all. Fit or not doesn't excuse some of his passes though, some decent chances in the box lost because of a poor pass.

7 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

His family must be so proud

Being able to walk into Melwood, watch the players train, get some autographs not realising it was "an experience"

3 hours ago, The wanderer said:

Gloria , a blast from the past. I remember she would come around with an empty pint glass for tips before she danced. Strip music was from the juke box.

Ha ha, memory not as bad as I thought!

Not sure if this is her, it's not me.

Spot on about refs/var Dave. As soon as var had the caveat of "clear and obvious error" I knew it would fail. Nobody in any job wants to be told you fucked up there, but the bigger person takes on board what was said and puts it right.refs seem incapable of doing that.

8 hours ago, The wanderer said:

The Gladray , what a place.

Of all the scary times to drink around Toky back then I never felt threatened. We used to bunk off college on Friday lunchtime, Sportsman then Gladray. Tutor told us we'd never pass the exam, he was wrong.

Memory is shit but Gloria rings a bell(end)?

It’s like he’s actually morphing into a giant rat, his ears and whole facial shape is so rodent like it’s jarring. He needs to find four big turtles to hang around with.

There's something that goes on as you enter Manchester, that description apt as it is could fit many players from that sithole. Looking at you Foden and Palmer at Chelsea.

Got to think that Luton will wise up quickly, at least they're scoring goals unlike the shite, wise up and points deduction could give us what we want 

32 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

He mentioned his condition once that night I went to his show.

 

He'd wanted a page of the Guinness book of records displayed on the wall at the back of the stage because his act was based on an entry from it.

 

The venue (Pleasance in Edinburgh) had messed up with the gear, so he was left with a copy of the book on a plinth on the stage.

 

He then said "So if you can't see that from the back, join the fucking club!".

Now that is funny! Think I'll pull him out and put no voice guy in!

10 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'm not having Chris McCausland down as not funny.

 

As for the the other three, there's no getting away from the fact that timing and delivery are crucial to comedy and theirs have been completely destroyed by their disability.

 

On the subject of the thread, though, Franny Martinez comes across as sound, so I wouldn't mind a pint with her. Rosie Jones comes across as someone who would be a fucking nightmare.

As I said to CS, funny when every joke isn't about his sight. Making a good bbc living out of it though, he's on everything.

I'll leave Martinez to you then, think you'd keep saying, "sorry, what?" Bit like Gervais in extras 

16 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Only remember Martinez from Grange Hill. Saw Chris McCausland (but he didn't see me, wuh-ho, boom boom) at the Edinburgh Festival years back and he was really good.

Ha ha really? 

Personally, I just want them to tell jokes that aren't about their condition. MacCausland did it once and made me laugh. Bit like Alex Brooker, leave the arm stuff out and he's funny.

Martinez was in extras and Gervais takes the piss out of her illness 

20 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

All these doped up players and any staff that have left must all have air tight NDA’s not to spill the beans. They are mental and obsessed and saving us a fortune allowing us in their heads rent free.

Funny you should say that?!

• You telling me these Liverpool kids are good enough...

   

  Posted by Cardiff Blue on March 15, 2024, 10:23 am

  ..to go 4-0 up in 14 minutes in Europe, and to leave Man City dazed and bewildered for half a match the other day? Clarke, Elliott, Endo, Bradley, Quansah?? While we're at it, how have Wijnaldum, Sadio Mane and Henderson got on since they left 'The Regime'? Wijnaldum hardly played for Paris or Roma then went to Saudi Arabia, Sadio Mane hardly played in Germany then went to Saudi Arabia, Henderson just went straight to Saudi Arabia... It absolutely stinks, they are doping their players and nothing will ever be done about it. Investigating Liverpool FC's 'nutritional programme' would be akin to tweeting out about Israel. End of career

8 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

If only the pool had been filled with water. You'd have drowned instead!

Get better soon mate.

Ha ha, but I wouldn't have been in so much pain.

Rosie Jones.

Franseca Martinez.

Chris McCausland.

All done well, just don't find them funny.

And if one of them couldn't make it, Lost voice guy.

On 12/03/2024 at 00:12, John102 said:

Did you miss the whole is it better than Kin or just another Coronation Street debate?

Just read this back, you must have thought, 'whoosh!'

So yes, in answer to your question I did miss that debate.

This is serious horrible bastards TV.

11 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

I always thought some oil nation would buy them. But maybe those prospects are running out. 

I think the city cheating may have closed that door. Financial regulations seem to have scared Newcastle who could buy anyone.

Pretty sure they where looked at before the oil cheats bought City, the new ground swayed it. Not moving to the Kings Dock has effectively killed them. If they had gone there they would have been on every photo of the Liverpool waterfront. 

11 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Every movement is sheer pain I coughed earlier and nearly shit myself with the pain.

I’m holding onto anything and anyone to move if I can, sitting is pain, lying is pain it’s fucking awful mate.

Feeling your pain brother. Hope it doesn't last too long.