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I think the majority of non fiction ones have been covered, so I'll go for a fictional. Granted it is more of a monlogue.

YouTube - monty brogan monologue

I think it will go all the way with a big points win by Joe. I think's Joe's always been a busy fighter rather than a huge hitter, maybe it's because his hands are shot to bits and a tad fragile so he won't let fly that much anymore. I'm just gald he has decided to retire and is now getting some of the credit he deserves from across the water.

I have a 3 quarters sleeve on my arm, I had it started when I was 27 after a long deliberation. Its exactly what I wanted and each piece is personal to me, however would I do it again? possibly not with hind sight that doesn't mean I wouldn't have had some work. Does it hurt? that depends, forearms and bicep not that much, elbow and under arm fucking insane pain. Its definitely personal choice, I had mine because of the designs I carried with me since I was 19 and decided I was happy to do it, but I can also see why some wouldn't.

I remember playing Football Manager on a floppy disk on BBC computers in school, they were stick men white or black and you had players like Jimmy Case pulling in the big fees.

So according to some, Hypothetical lets say Gerrard jumps for the ball, the defender jumps into him and Stevie carries on and fuck all comes to it, whistle blows we lose. You would be happy with that? Or would you be on here saying he should have gone down, put the team first and done what any decent captain would have done?

You may not like Gerrard but get a grip.

66 is young, great story teller.

I am the Diddyman I come from down your way, and I can play, what can you play ?

Sorry, just can't get it out of my head...

Some right fucking bellends on this thread,from about the 12th page on.

 

You know who you are.

 

Stevie had a poor enough night tonight,but maybe thats the standard that the lad himself sets,i just cant imagine where we would be without him.

 

And go and take another look at the pen,i wouldnt call it cheating he got to the ball first and was then shoved.

 

Fucking whoppers,i bet most of you wishes he was at chelsea and had Jimmy fucking Bullard in midfield.Short fucking memories.

Fucking Amen, came on here expecting to see some good vibes about drawing a game that looked fucking all over... theres far too much shit flying Gerrard's way. The ref was shit on a stick tonight, we were denied a blatant penalty and numerous fucking small decisions that should have gone our way. That challenge happens anywhere other than the penalty area and its a foul, so what he fucking looked for it, so would any other captain who team had been fucked over.

I went to watch Heat with a lass when it was first released, I left halfway through as I was not focused on the film but more on how I was going to get any action for the love crayon when the majority of the night would have been taken up by this film. I eventually watched it 2 years later and I sit in the camp that it's a good film, not great but definitely a good watch.

I do have a question though, one of my mates told me that DeNiro and Pacino never filmed any scenes together, hence why the coffee scene is always filmed over the ones shoulder and never the two at the same time, can anyone confirm or is he a lying bastard who deserves to be exposed as the film charlatan that he is?

I think White H Lane will become a tricky place to go in the next few months, fingers crossed a few of the other top teams will drop points there. Lets get back on track next week. Although we didn't take our chances like we should have yesterday, we played some decent stuff that on another day would have seen us walk it.

Exorcist for me, lets think a little 8 year old girl twisting her head around, puking green pea soup and doing things with a crucifix that even George Michael would have issues with….I’m not an expert but that right there is a pretty fucking scary creation

Superglue his cock to his belly.

You really should spell imbecile right if you're gonna call someone it.

Good point, however I was writing it in the fashion of a french native, hence if you use my spelling but read it in the voice of Inspector Jacques Clouseau, imbasile fits.

I say let them go. They beat the shite out of each other and automatically the world becomes a better place.

 

How weird was that though, seeing violence inside a Premier League ground? Funny though.

 

Gotta laugh at Newcastle fans. Brilliant. Lost away from home at their biggest rivals (The only club that considers them a rival, not United, Liverpool or Arsenal like they think) and then kept behind and taunted for half an hour after the game. Brilliant.

 

Pleased for Cisse too. Really good game.

 

Anyone see Jeff Stelling before, he said something like: "This isn't a friendly derby, this isn't a Liverpool Everton, this is a derby with real feeling."

Come on, Jeff.

Yes Jeff you fucking bone smoker, why even make reference to us? I heard somewhere that the merseyside derby has produced the most bookings than any other derby, Admittedly this doesn't prove that these games are the most passionate but to say that there is no real feeling just goes to show what a fucking imbasile this man is.

You have to sharpen it mate, they should have provided a leather strap but fuck knows how you do it, either that or the protected covers still on it... (I jest of course).

Jeffrey Dahmer (intellectual type)

Andrei Chitakatilo (young/tender meat connisseur)

Ed Gein (entertainment if he comes as a clown)

I can see a trend here bud.

Ive had a nice mix of all the major food groups 2night, Gin , wine and Stella...roll on 2moorw

The saddest thing is, that this will not be an isolated case, somewhere in the UK there will some fucking Cock Smoker who thinks its okay to use his nipper as a punch bag. I think there is a well known saying that says “Every child deserves a good childhood” we may piss and moan about the fucking “Credit Crunch” or even dare I say it LFC losing a game, but fuck me I think we would all sacrifice a league title and more to make that saying true.

I think we have had a tendency to write ourselves off a bit too easy this season. Most were nervous about the forthcoming season and we have made a cracking start, we all put a brave face on before the Manu game even though deep down the majority were thinking we would fold again and we were awesome, and I think we are doing the same for Sunday. Do I think we will win 3-0 …no , Do I think we will surprise people again…fuck yes.

I was drunk once and pissed in a bin and a yellow van turned up. Those facists gave me a 20minute dressing down with the final statement being "Look lad, how would you like it if I pissed in YOUR bin?"

 

Always keeping a brother down

I was once caught pissing in a bus shelter when a nice chap pulled up and explained to me that I could have a piss in the police station up the road if I was that desperate, no surprises I stopped mid flow and pissed all over my pants...learned a valuable lesson that day....

yeah while sat on the bog bored shitless - see what i did there?

 

but waiting on a film in the cinema with your wife, mate and mates g/f?

Cinema is the best place, its dark, people are focused on the screen,...it's rummage time.

what, people dont know how to wash thier hands after wiping?

 

whilst seeing the bum finger sniffing.... my ex i will name and shame, smiler (on here) was once sat in the cinema with me, my cousin and his girl friend, waitin ages for the film to start he makes a call on his mobile, totally oblivious, myself, cousin and said g/f. anyway, he got so settled in he started finger clearing with his belly button, then went on to sniff said finger.

We've all got high on belly button fluff at some stage...right??? ....Right???

I hate myself

A new English word or expression that I have recently noticed = Chav

Fight Club, The Pixies thread jogged my memory.

Oh Ringo ,Ringo, Ringo...What is it?? So angry since “ In the Night Garden” took over from a plastic train and its silly fat controller,,,, Fuck me...won’t sign autographs?? I’d be round every single Beatles’ fan house cooking them their tea out of gratitude if I were him,,,,,bottom line you were an average drummer, who was saved by the grace that the Beatles ended in 70, god help you if you would have had to compete with Keith Moon properly.