The Chief

Great report Dave, and a great weekend round up from NP.

I reckon Arsenal will up their offer for Jagielka now.

Don't know if this has been posted before, but he says some really good things, especially the last paragraph!

Former Liverpool striker Craig Bellamy has spoken of his delight at seeing the club return to the roots of its success with the appointment of Kenny Dalglish as manager.

 

The Welshman fulfilled a lifelong dream when he signed for the team he supported as a boy in 2006 - but he spent just a year at Anfield before being sold to West Ham.

 

He still keeps an eye out for the club's results, however, and has been thrilled with the recent turn of events in L4.

 

"I supported Liverpool as a kid. It's great to see Dalglish there," said Bellamy, who scored nine goals in 42 appearances for the Reds.

 

"I love the Boot Room mentality, that was Liverpool Football Club. When you support a club, you have to understand what made it so great - Shankly coming, the Boot Room.

 

"They'd all sit in a room, and two or three of them would go on to win the European Cup! What conversations must they have had? From a shoebox, they created a club."

One thing I noticed that nobody else seems to have (I haven't been on the site proper so I could very well be wrong!) while the cry baby was on the floor Dirk walked over to him and said something to him, probably "get up you crying twat" and gestured for him to get up, Scholes runs in and shoves Dirk in the chest, Dirk went for Scholes and Scholes absolutely SHITS himself and backs away at a rate of knots, when some other players get in the way he has another go at Dirk, but from a distance, the shitbag!

What happened to being able to turn off the commentary and listen to the crowd? You lose HD if you do that now.

 

Why can't they just ruck up at a few minutes to kick off and give us the teams. Then hit us with 15 minutes of adverts at half time and then show the second half. No commentary.

 

To make it more realistic they could have someone stand in front of the camera when there's a good attacking move, 5 minutes before half and full time a procession of fat or chinless tossers could walk slowly past the camera. A smell of farts could ge sprayed from the tv while an adaptor for my chair could tighten so tight Ronnie Corbett would complain of being cramped. All that after a large mechanical hand has reached from the tv and swiped £50 from me for the privilege.

Nah wouldn't work mate, the bandwagon jumpers wouldn't be able to shout for who they're supporting at the time. You can imagine them screaming at the telly "Who scored that goal/made that tackle/screamed at the ref/spat a big yocker down his shirt just then?"

I was gonna cancel it anyway, but I'll wait now till they announce that cunt's gonna be on there and then I'll cancel, if thousands do it they'll fucking shit themselves!!

already on here mate

Yeah I know I was the last person to post in it and I explain why I'm doing this in that post. Just seeing if we can get more people to vote for the king.

Vote now to help King Kenny beat Rio Ferdinand (and a couple of others) to win 5 grand for his missus's charity.

Go here to listen to Kenny's interview, and to vote: (it only takes a few seconds)

Who's Scoring Christian? - Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show - Absolute Radio

Well done Spesh, I was just gonna start a thread on this, but I was gonna title it: Help 'King Kenny beat Moose gob'.

Maybe I should still start a thread with that title and see how many actually go on that one? It should answer a question.

I've done the goals galore thingy, where you name games where you think both teams will score in a game, the price goes up considerably the more you pick. I've gone for 5 at 17/1, and they are:

The Arabs v Chavs

Wham v Spurs

Blackpool v Blackburn

Wolves v Villa

Aberdeen v Rangers.

I was gonna leave it at four at 9/1, but I'm a greedy fucker, that's why I'm a fat cunt!!

How some of these people become congressmen is beyond me, they don't seem to have a clue about a lot of important things that they need to make decisions on.

 

This guy was worried that sending more troops to Guam might cause the island to tip over because it would be too heavy on one side. He was seriously concerned about that and he's a congressman. How is someone so stupid in such a position of power?

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House of Lords anyone?

He's seriously retarded that fucker though, the reaction of the people behind the Admiral says it all, they don't know where to look or what to do.

He's definitely started to pick up the German accent now. I knew he wouldn't let us down.

 

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What's with the long pauses and the chainsaw noises? Is he trying to make himself look intelligent? He's a great ventriloquist though see the way he drinks his tea while he's making that other dummy talk?

Fair play to him for mentioning the Kop in comparison to Dortmunds crowd, and saying how great the atmosphere is (was?), Slur and his inbreds won't like that!

I think he's played this rather well meself. If he'd replied on Sunday all the media would've been made up and started the old "cuntface winning the mind games" shit, Nani's diving would've been forgotten, the dig at Torres would've been forgotten too, this way referees will be thinking about Roy's statement about Torres being respected and not a cheat, and they'll be watching the mancs new ladyboy a bit more closely one would hope!

A lot of you wouldn't be happy no matter what Roy does, simple as that.

Don't know if anyone else has posted this, but I found it quite amusing!

VIDEO : Ryan Babel v Rio Ferdinand – The Rap Battle! :: The Empire of The Kop – Liverpool F.C.

I'm seriously made up he came out with this shite, maybe now people will realise what an utter ego driven cuntbucket he is.

Lest we forget, this is the same gobshite who turned up to FA HQ with 6, yes SIX, computers to show them how good a manager he is.

Fucking hell I've just been had a vision of the future, Demento has one Scotch too many and throws his hand in at Old Toilet, Gollum bites their hands off (no David there's no ring on the finger!) when they offer him the job, and Fat Sham gets recruited by the bitters!! Finally a club that suits him perfectly, they're both a fucking big joke!!!

What, you have a wank then you go and wank off stars too? Oh you mean to! What stars do you wank off TO? I get you now...............

The nash is my works official place of bevvying

Do you work for the government department that my mate works for that always drink in there?

Look for the pissed stunner dancing on the tables

Nah I'm staying off the tables tonight Paulie!!

Cris I'll PM you my number mate text me or phone me and tell us where you wanna meet after the game mate. (I don't think I'll be having one before it.)

Is anyone going for a pint straight after the game and staying on the booze?

I hate not being 18.

So do I.

Ski, Lewis isn't talking about his dress size!!

Id love too but im working sadly.

Isn't sadly your pet name for your knob Si?

Actual work sadly. Shame as i finish about 11 so cant make it.

That's working sadly for a long time that mate.

If i finish quick enough i may try and get down there where will everybody be meeting?

there ya go, told ya it was his pet name for it!! Hahahahahaha.

Haha, now i know i'm going to be struggling by the end of the night, when you offer me a drink and i ask for water its this thing that you can buy from a bar, it doesn't always come in vodka with coke as ice cubes!

 

Looking forward to seeing you, sweetie. x

 

 

Course you can missus, i'm sure one of the tecky lot will have a video phone or something if you can't fly over?

 

 

 

haha, from shitting down your neck to this...

Water? Water? Hmm I've heard of that isn't it some new fangled stuff that doesn't contain alcohol or summat? And you say you can buy it in pubs now as well??? What will they think of next eh?

Unfortunately, I will not be able to make it. Could not afford it in the end. I was going to post in the other thread.

 

Cris, I am surprised you didn't suggest The Vernon Arms for meeting up in.

Aahhhhh the Vernon Arms USED to be a great pub that. Fucking shite now.

I was in there one night with my mate, who thought he was a fanny magnet, but he was really a loony magnet, some crazy woman came over and sat by us and burst into tears, he started chatting the fruitcake up, and I was giving him dirty looks, so the twat said to him "are you out with your dad"!!! Fucking cow there's only 10 years between me and me mate! I've never laughed so hard at a supposed insult!

I love the way you know where i'm on about with my vague description. Have some rep.

 

 

I can't get out before 8ish, I've got to take the kids to skem after the game then go over to Wirral to get ready and get off out.

 

 

 

From posts on the FF and MF, of those that don't come up often well for a forum thing - there's me, stringvest, JohnyH, Trucker paddy is hoping to bump into us, Taliesin, I'm not sure Acids second line means, Juniper is going to forever regret it if he doesn't, TheBitch (though he's been quiet recently) and Byrnie, possibly Red thorpy??

 

I'll put a link to this thread on the FF now.

 

 

Edit, i changed my mind on the link, there are far too many mongs over there that'll think they're invited. I've advised of the thread for those who've been around a while they'll know where to look.

Hahahaha too late you Welsh witch, I've seen it and I'm gonna turn up!!

I cancelled it over the summer because I'm a tight cunt, I've since decided I won't be renewing.

Sorry I'm a little confused, do you mean you're tight fisted or are you just bragging?

I can't believe no one else has asked this!

As for the question, Fuck Sky and just do what I do.....go the boozer to watch games!

Negged.

Why? Better money, no fucking gobshites screaming for money (except Moyes of course!) and threatening to "punch yer face in", knowing full well I can't lay a finger on the sweaty scabby bastards, and hopefully staff that won't stab you in the back to brown nose to the manager!

I fucking HATE my current job!

It's all true I, me, The Chief, could be off to work for the dark side!

I've applied for a job with Everton, I haven't heard anything yet, but no news could be good news as they say!

Hat's off to Simon and the others who knew, and well done to Cain for guessing!

Seriously though 4 people came on here and said the Chief is going to Everton but the only person you slag off is Si, some of you owe him a big apology, some of you should just fucking hang your heads, I've met Simon and think he's decent lad, a fucking nutter to be sure, but still a good lad!

by the way Si, what the FUCK is that in your avatar??? did you get you Dag back?