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For Villa fans: at least O'Neill is a brilliant motivator. Just imagine if the players were a bit low.

Come on, Cockney reds, make some more laboured comparisons between us and Arsenal. You've been at it all weekend. Don't stop now.

Riera touches the This is Anfield sign - good lad, others follow suit!

Dion Dublin sounds like he has spunk in his throat. Just an observation.

How you dreamt it to be?

That's a surprise.

After months, nay years of ripping into Rafa and talking bollox, after only this morning passing comment on Riera who has been probably the best player on the pitch, who apparently wasn't good enough, no pace etc. I hope you enjoy the ride on the bandwagon. Scum, absolute scum.

He's been waiting years to be on the bandwagon. Don't spoil it.

'It's almost like watching Arsenal,' as our well-known London fans would say (apart from the cheating, kicking, spitting, whining and general faffing about to no purpose, of course...).

Gary Megson looks like Paul Scholes's dad.

Van Persie looks like someone who'd murder his best mate and then put him in a chest and serve tea on top of it to the police.

Mascher got sent off against them cunts last season for ten times less than what Ronaldo did today. They should have been down to fucking 8 men.

Yes. I honestly think he should have been sent off several times this season for his fake dives, imaginary card gestures and hassling the refs. The little creep gets away with so much it's a joke.

Hubris (/hjuːbrɪs/) or hybris (/'haɪbrɪs/) (ancient Greek ὕβρις), is a term used in modern English to indicate overweening pride, superciliousness, or arrogance, often resulting in fatal retribution. In ancient Greece, hubris referred to actions which, intentionally or not, shamed and humiliated the victim, and frequently the perpetrator as well. It was most evident in the public and private actions of the powerful and rich. The word was also used to describe actions of those who challenged the gods or their laws, especially in Greek tragedy, resulting in the protagonist's downfall.

In future they may as well just put: 'See Newcastle United'. Laughable club.

Lawro looks very meek next to Hansen. Maybe he gets slapped during games.

I see the tourette's medication is wearing off - Tim Howard is looking more twitchy every week! I wouldn't be surprised if he bites a referee before the season ends.

What is a fucking disgrace that the most powerful media organisation in the world, backed by a licencing fee so with no need for advertising or the market/banks for funding both of which have collapsed, doesnt stand up to an organisation which has revenue of less than £300m per year.

 

If you do not send GinSoak out to talk to us because Panarama's revelations (where is the lawsuit?) then we will not show Man United on any of out outlets & consequently it's sponsors will not feature on the most popular web-site in the world.

 

His bosses would force him to back down within 15 mins, the cunt.

It just shows Ginsoak's stupidity - Panorama is made by BBC News & Current Affairs, and BBC Sport has as much involvement in BBC News and Current Affairs as we do in Goodison Park. So if he wanted to boycott anyone it had to be BBC News and Current Affairs. Doesn't he understand how it works? It's like someone reacting to a cock-up by the Chancellor by demanding the resignation of the Home Secretary on the grounds that 'they're all the Government'. Ferguson's not just a desperately petty and arrogant man, he's also a laughably illogical one outside of the world of football.

It's his Hitler/Stalin Syndrome again - just as those two outsiders felt compelled to become more German or Russian than the real Germans and Russians, so poor old Gary is still trying to reassure himself he's a proper manc rather than just an irritating little twerp from Bury. All fans should have bigflags and banners saying 'Neville's from Bury' - it probably niggles the daft old clod more than anything.

That final Agger menu:

Appetizers:

Anti-Pardew

A selection of salami, served only at your request rather than rammed without warning up your arse.

Neck of Bellamy Lamb

An unusual Welsh dish which, as Bellamy lambs don't actually have necks, is a very light starter.

Cold Shellfish Blatter

An array of muscles and shrimps, six selected from local ports and five from a freezer in Ostend. (This will be served whether you ask for it or not.)

Main Courses:

Un goût de Parry

Two slow-cooked pig's ears arranged either side of a great deal of tripe.

Redknapp's Fry-Up

A really foul old Cockney dish, but at least it's English.

Medallions of Kewell

Three chocolate medals in gold foil arranged over a bed of strained muscles.

Riise's Traditional Norwegian Balls-Ups

A speciality of the house that has to be consumed exclusively left-handed.

Il Risotto al Dossena Porcini

A very big old ham that gets better as it goes along.

Desserts:

Raisins aigres de Whisky Nose

A traditional Scottish treat, consisting of a thick crust, strong alcoholic fumes and not much else inside.

Nunez's Filloa de Helado y Crema

Something that sounds quite exciting but just turns out to be as flat as a wet pancake.

Agger Surprise

A special dish you expect to arrive at any moment, only to see it disappear out the door at the end of the day after you've already paid for it.

Cheese and Josemi Crackers

Not a special dish that you don't expect to arrive but turns up anyway and keeps repeating itself.

The waiters used to bring the food out of the ktchens really confidentally, then either fall over or hand the tray to someone who took the food back in the other direction. For the past few months, the waiters haven't come out of the kitchens at all, but Jan Moby has sat at a corner table, sipping lager and saying, 'They'll be back out again soon, and better than ever'.

It's a shocking and shameful reflection on the footie world today, but £30m just won't go very far at all, so I'm not sure why all of these hacks are trying to imply it's a 'war chest'. 'War thimble,' more like.

Oi, you, Murphy - off! I'm werry, werry, werry cross about your attitude to the team managed by the great lord god Sir Alex, gawd bless 'im. Who do you think you are, not tugging your forelock and prostrating yourself before a gentleman who has a title bestowed on him by our werry own gracious Queen?!? Are you some kind of werry mad and dangerous Bolshevik or something? As punishment there will be no ale for you in the old tavern tonight, and you'll go to bed under the stars with a werry empty tummy!

I'm so tired of Chelsea.

Bose is notorious for his laziness. He used to stay in bed while his various 'assistants' used to actually research a story, then the foppish fool used to finally get up, have a late brekkie, and then 'announce' his latest exclusive as if he'd been out all night seeking the news. A complete buffoon.

'Rafa's Rant...Man in the Sand...'

'Clever baby!'

21st century journalism folks - make sure it rhymes, always make it alliterative and for god's sake don't use your brain.

1. Pearl & Dean ads (supplied by Reina: 'Pepe-Pepe-Pepe-Pepe-Reina-aaaaaah!'

2. Supporting feature: North By Northwest - Sami and Carra's Guide to launching the ball out of defence.

3. Main feature: Torres! Torres! Torres!

Choc ices will be served by Dossena and Lucas.

'Phil Brown' sounds like either a description or an instruction.

It's a Wonderful Kuyt.

It's Benitez bingo:

 

Squad

Quality

Control the game

Our idea

etc

 

Love how his "today" and "club" sound scouse in that interview. Give him a 5 year contract and he'll be a natural.

You know my ideas.