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Tyler says 'Villa have regrouped somewhat' - they were all in position, you miserable-sounding biased buffoon. If I was six years old, or younger, I'd neg you!

[by the way: if we ever do get a new stadium, I hope to god we get better dug-outs than this lot have - it's like they're relaxing in a fecking GYM! What a horrible place OT is these days!)

Where's the excitement with Tyler and Gray? Very amusing!

Negged.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Next time. Maybe.

Nurse: the screens!

Liar! I'll neg you for that next time, unless I forget, in which case disregard that last remark.

Ding-dong, infant school over! (P.S. And then I'll neg for a second time - this is a spectacularly poor negotiation tactic, by the way, as you are always provoking me into a response! You might just have made your point and shut up, without any resort to a silly 'neg' gesture - who do you think you are, Rash???)

That's cool, because the message I left you was hardly malicious was it? We'll both get over this I'm sure.

Me sooner than you. Better not to be silly in the first place. I don't neg anyone.

Someone pm me a link to a stream, mine died on 35 minutes and all the ones I've tried since weren't working.

I'm emailing you a link - pick up your telephone in about half an hour!

Any need for the abuse there? Poor form.

You're still negged, Lord Fauntleroy, for being vindictive.

It was tongue in cheek, so you're getting negged for that response.

Well, likewise, so that's defused you, you stupid twat.

He's no Xabi Alonso like but Barry is having a good game.

No, he's not a Xabi Alonso. He's never been a Xabi Alonso. He's never played like Xabi Alonso. He's not claimed to play like Xabi Alonso. He was mentioned in connection with Xabi Alonso, among other players, during transfer/budget discussions last summer. That's another issue. Can't we - really belatedly - keep the two things apart?

Told you so.

Dickhead mancs singing 'you scouse bastard' to Barry.

I'll never get over a crowd that proudly sings 'knick-knack paddy whack' like it's their best song. They're idiots.

It's not bad news. Villa will have to really fight now.

To sum up: he didn't jump up in the air.

(Nice to see Liam Neeson and his lads celebrating the win.)

We're Liverpool though, we don't do things the easy way.

This was so much like one of the games we always had to endure when the likes of Kenny were playing and we were edging towards the end of the season. Tense, a bit tired but we kept plugging away and snatched it. Yossi is a smart player and he has a fine attitude, which is why I found the 'he's a cert to be moved on in the summer' discussions a bit odd. It's very hard to get enough players in the squad who'll not only contribute what he can but also show the right attitude when he's out of the team. He's worth hanging on to.

Yossi looks like he hasn't slept for a month! Or rafa's punched him in both eyes. Anyway, glorious! A key psychological thing is that in every match now, both us and the other team will know we can keep going, keep believing and score late. It was agony at the time, but in retrospect it's the ideal way to win it.

Roy Hodgson conducts his post-match interviews with Swedish telly in Swedish. fair play to him.

He's a real enigma. He reads books, for one thing. Imagine Allardyce reading a book (that didn't have the words 'Janet' or 'John', or 'Kipper the dog' on the cover). He's also coached some really good teams. He also sounds like he's just escaped from being interfered with by Uriah Heep, or slipped out the cemetary in Great Expectations, and, as has been noted above, he's taken to climbing up Slur Drinkalot's reception area this season. So he's an oddity. I just hope he's werry, werry, unhappy tomorrow.

His ma is a thieving cunt

She spent years perfecting that. You can just about tell by the way she walks, especially if she's taking out one of those horrible big plastic toys that get all the rage at Christmas, but it's still quite an art.

Pig is one of the greatest insults ever.

In high class restaurants in Wales that's what's called the spécialité de maison.

Stand corrected, I've just discovered there IS an 'ignore' facility! (I've never even had the desire to LOOK for one before - my god, what achievement, to drive someone to that!) I urge like-minded people to follow!

Go quickly.

As ooposed to you being an old fart?

Don't quite know what you're talking about, you stupid little cunt, but if there was an ignore button on here I'd be much happier. Now go away back to the Emirates and leave the sane people alone.

A bit of news on Gerrard's contract that ATK has just told me and asked me to post up on the forum.

 

"Gerrard has not signed his contract. He will but he hasn't yet. The club are trying to make out that Rafa is doing these deals quick because he is in charge now. Again, SG as not signed it yet. Typical politcal bullshit out of the club."

If only Parry had thought of this ingenious PR trick three or four years ago instead of wandering about with a mobile phone pressed against his fecking ear saying 'he's gone...he's ...maybe not...no, he's gone...pity...er...he's...er...he's staying.' It would have sounded so much slicker.

Parry is still here.

Yes, so are you. A bit like a fart.

It is interesting how quickly all of these things are happening - the contracts sorted out for the backroom staff, Gerrard, Kuyt, etc - in contrast to before. It's SUCH a contrast to Parry's era I do wonder what on earth was, or wasn't, happening back then - did Coco really just doze in a corner every day?