Stouffer

A clue.

"uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name... "

I've just worked out an answer so it's possible

Which is why you're the origional SP brutha.

CNUT!!!!

You can swear on this site you know.

Twats, arse, cunt, pissface.

Works like a dream.

Everyone called NorthernRed are a fat load of bumflaps.

You're meant to be offensive, not factually accurate.

Berkturd.

To be honest I don't know if you can even get the answer. I just made five small and one big random numbers up.

Hang them both by a piece of string and see which one points north or something like that?

I found that website too!

Everyone on the FF are a fat load of bumflaps.

Where have all the snow leopard fans gone? They're a total pack of fannies they are. I'm looking at you Red Knight. Poor show from them lot, bad away support.

True brutha, true.

pffffttt cmon something a bit harder than that eh

Ok then

2, 5, 5, 10, 15, 63

To answer 543

Souness also ensured that Robbie got his full professional contract didn't he?

People who don't drink can kiss my cockney arse.

Fun:

 

Sex before marriage

Drinking

Smoking

 

All things that the joyless fucks don't like.

Fuck em.

Whaddaguy.

Although there aren't many on here who smoke.

Goddam squid fags holding out on the vote.

It's from the Bad Lieutenant, class film.

How about this then.

"uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name... "

Minge-lipped, cunt eared, cherry bollocked degenerate ant rapists

Thats true that is.

..no swears allowed tho'

You massive bunch of pricks.

Dog food.

Them Gravy bones sure look tasty.

..whilst drunk.

Came home leathered one night a proceeded to eat a scotch pie from the fridge. The fucker was still frozen having only recently come out of the freezer. Hangovers re-inforced by food poisoning are not fun kids.

On a similar note my old man used to come home from the boozer and put frozen chips in the chip-pan for about 2 minutes before consuming.

Nestle clusters, that's where it's at my friend.

NR's picture should be in the next issue of TLW with a caption

I've never had anything in the fanzine as I'm shit at captions. That would be the best thing ever tho'.

Only 20 animals live in Lisa's barn. All in all, the animals have a total of 62 legs. The only animals that live there are cows and geese.

 

How many cows and how many geese live in Lisa's barn?

Is the barn anywhere near Sellafield?

correct - but refer to NR comments re my brainteasers.. ive retired..

It was a good teaser, just I've seen it before and thought it was quite easy.

23rd birthday, Becks 3 for 2 in the Haigh (Liverpool Poly Students Union). Ended up with this girl who was not only ginger but bigger than me (I'm 6ft 1" and about 15/16 stone).

 

One of the lads on my course came up to me the next day.

 

"Great night last night. Man I was wasted, I dreamt you were snogging a ginger yeti in the Union."

 

"Dreams hey?"

You screwed Mrs. Chewbacca!

The police, chavs and old people. All wear hats. There is a certain logic but it's irrational. There must be an answer.

Why do people in hats drive like utter cunts. Answer me that.

HIJKLMNO

 

_ _ _ _ _ (make a 5 letter word from clue)

That's a piece of piss that is.