Stouffer

Australians talking about football and people wearing barcode shirts. I can't remember taking any drugs.

3-0 HT, time for more beer.

Yes 3-0, Garcia. What a fucking fantastic build up.

He's had a good first half. Quality finish.

Lets keep the pressure on for the second half.

Crouch, fucking good finish.

Note to self. Villa fans are complete cocks.

Villa starting to look shakey at the back.

Crossfield ball headed down by Crouch, chested and finished by Kuyt. Get the fuck in.

Diiiiiiiiiiirkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Mellberg booked for dragging Momo down while going forward.

Starting to really put the pressure on now.

I hope Robbie gets on at some point today.

Momo is nails, as ever.

We've had all the attacking play. Baros offisideonce for Villa.

Dirk missed a decent chance, blasted over.

Garcia started reasonbly well.

Blackadder and Steptoe and son, forgot those.

Tell your son you think his mate is gay.

Problem sorted.

Bottom

The Young Ones

Father Ted

Red Dwarf

Phoenix Nights (Altough I hate that fat cunt, but the social club humour is superb.)

It's hard to find a bigger fucktard than Lisa Simpson, Peggie Hill comes close tho'.

The haunting of emily rose has the single most scary scene ever. The part where the boyfriend wakes up and the room is silent. He turns on the light and she is contorted on the floor frozen in time it seems. And then she starts screaming...

That one scene is quite scary. The rest of the film is a coutrtoom drama. A total sack of shite!

Get Dawn of The Dead, original version.

"Hey flyboy!"

Like the new name. But for the sake of my sanity Zeb. Get the old avatar and Bootie scratcher back.

I feel cold.

To find out who the count was.

Why the hell not?!

Because he'll end up with fore-arms like Popeye.

Ask her, you don't want to end up being a sad lonely loser who posts on internet forums for the rest of your life do ouy?

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!