jack

This is not a wind - up thread. The Premiership would be a far poorer place without him. Who knows how long that Scots drunk will stumble around for? We need Jose. The man is clearly a fantastic manager and his manipulation of the media adds to the circus. I love his post-match comments today. A normal person would have said "yeah...Liverpool Football Club have got world class players and a tactical genius as a manager...it was a friendly but it is clear that they will be a force to be reckoned with". Not Jose. Apparently, only his players were at the World Cup and they are therefore a bit tired. The bloke is a legend and, as a true believer, I cannot wait to hear what he says when we win the League thie year. I also feel a bit sorry for him...Ballack and Shevchenko were clearly purchased with more than his own tactical requirements in mind. He will become a victim of the way that Chelsea are being run. When he does go, I hope he stays in the Premiership. The following things are worrying him; 1. Rafa is a better manager. Jose cannot prove he is better when he is spending a net amount many times more than Rafa every year. He knows that the Rafalution will now threaten Chelsea's domestic dominance. 2. Our midfield is the best balanced midfield I have had the pleasure to watch. I only wish we had retained the Kaiser but his talent deserves to play every week. No-one else in the Premiership can match our midfield as a unit. 3. As Jose acknowledged, we now have an attacking suite of options which allows Rafa to vary things according to the opposition. This makes it very difficult to pick a team and tactics to play against us. Gonzalez, Bellamy and Pennant is a very different proposition to Garcia, Fowler and Crouch, (mix and match ad infinitum). 4. If we qualify for the Champion's League we will add another forward option. I am not convinced it will be a pure striker. That will add to our options. 5. The best defence, statistically, in the Premiership has been strengthened in every respect in the last 8 months. 6. Our players are double hard. Sami, Carra, Gerrard, Momo the Destroyer, Paletta. And that is before we threaten anyone with Pako. It wouldn't be a fight...it would be a massacre. Peace and Love

Far be it from me to argue nuttage with a man whose first name contains the letters N-U-T, Mr NUnavuT...it is clear you are a man of taste and distinction......but I do love the creamy goodness of those Macademias...cheeky little fellas that they are. May I humbly suggest laying aside a small percentage of that ten mil for some macademias and spending the majority on the satisfyingly salty Senor Pistachio? "Know the art of the nut, for your enemy will not see beyond peanuts and will therefore be helpless against the dark green glory of the Pistachio" Sun Tzu, The Art of War, Chapter 7 - Tactical Nibblage

The Count. If we have a full ten million then we should leave the likes of cashews behind and live the dream by going for macademia nuts...in the snack premiership we would then surely be buying the quality that our history deserves.

Apologies if a link has ben posted before but this site deserves credit for allowing the man to run wilder than usual.... http://www.petercrouchcandoanything.co.uk/ YNWA

happy birthday bernie lad...60 how much?

Talentless fattie Moyles, his disturbingly sycophantic bitter blue sidekick and some other bloke have just signed their own robo-death warrants. During an ill-advised attempt to discuss last night's Ing - Er - Land game the trio stated their "opinion" that Crouchinho's celebration was poor....Moyles "he doesn't do himself any favours". For the sake of their mothers, I hope the robotic killer genius doesn't get to hear of this. Still...if he does, no loss. Good-night, Fatty

it was a beautiful thing triple B...but why didn't someone tell us turkey was so f-in big?

How can you have watched football for 50 years when you told me you were a 22 year old blonde? I don't want to come round and look at your puppies anymore. Fuckin 5 times, still laughing. Take care Bernie, YNWA, Jack

If you fancy a chuckle...have a look at this. http://spaces.msn.com/members/ManchesterBuccaneers/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c01_memberprofiletile=showdefault&_c=memberprofiletile A work of manc-bashing genius

First time I have posted but I can't let TLW's celebrity villain get away with that one... BBB is a sound lad Rashid who deserves a bit of respect...he would also eat you alive so behave yourself. YNWA, Jack