I have formed this noble group thoroughly named Bum and Tit Feelers United. This is not any old alliance, club or group. It is a family of people who share the same needs and tendencies. Like grabbing Female bums and females breasts. We are a rare, dying breed. We need to be colonised in the same group. We need to live. We need to breathe. We need to stick together.
This group is invite only and whoever wants in the group will have to give a good reason. But anyone who applies, will be accepted because I can't be arsed listening to people begging to join this society.
What happens in the family, stays in the family. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Who wants in?