Been with a bird 11 years, yesterday found out she has been having an affair for the last 3 months. Now having mulled it over with a bottle of fine cognac I find myself in a dilema and only the GF can help.
Do I:
1) Bludgeon the man to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag
2) Bludgeon the bird to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag
3) Bludgeon the both of them to death with a hammer in a polyurethene bag