The scene: It's 1996 and the lads are training at Melwood. Roy Evans and Ronnie Moran are starting to get a bit pissed off though. Neil Ruddock is sat on the halfway line eating a pizza, Steve Harkness is pissing in David James' goalmouth and Phil Babb is bumming Jo Guest.
They've had enough so they retire to the kitchen and put the kettle on. Meanwhile Stan Collymore turns up late having been shopping for a 70s fancy dress party in Chester on his way in to training, he's dressed head to toe in 70s clothing.
Moran: "Look what the cat dragged in"
Evans: "Ah, Stanley. Kipper tie?"
Collymore: "Thanks Gaffer, milk and 2 sugars. Bustin!"
If this doesn't entice Christian into providing us with some fresh material then nothing will.