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She's fucking tidy and I'd very much like her to be mine, if just for one night. The only obstacles I can think of are as follows; 1. Comparatively speaking she's better looking than me by quite a margin and I have insufficient monies to bridge this 'Tidyness gap' 2. She has a wealthy husband who has larger muscles than I. 3. I have a wife and kids with whom I wish to continue habitating with 4. I have a fear of talking to very tidy women which leaves me in a dribbly inane grinning state. This is especially the case with her. 5. My best mate will be rather upset if this were ever to happen, he has continued to assure me of this ever since we were 12. Other than these 5 point I reckon I have a pretty decent chance of achieving my goal. Any advice on how I'd be able to turn this potential into points in the bag?
