I'm going in to Ozzy tomorrow morning to get my feet operated on, and I've managed to convince myself that something bad's gonna happen!!! I don't know why but I've had a horrible feeling about it for the last few days, so, if I don't come back on here within about a fortnight I was fucking right!
It's my first ever op, and will be only the second time in my life I've stayed in ozzy, the other time was when some blind cunt ran me over......on a fucking Zebra crossing. Why do I call him a blind cunt? Have you SEEN the size of me? His car was nearly a write off hahahaha.
Even if everything goes right I'll be on crutches for 3 months, 3 months away from a job I fucking despise, I am gutted!!! Ho ho ho. (it's still Chrismastime y'know!)