Had an argument with my wife yesterday over nothing much, which resulted in her deciding to stamp all over my work laptop !!!
I would think to get her sectioned but my mate confessed to me that once he had an argument with his wife, who decided to lie down in the middle of their road (it was about 3am and the road is a backstreet) but mad nonetheless.
I realise that "all birds are bonkers" is a common expression, I thought I would put it to the test......