bouncebrigade

The flagrant use of the 'c' word on here amazes me.

We're all grown men, we all know footballers live in a bubble.  Is it really necessary?

EDIT: United related individuals excepted, obviously.

Not sure if Bellamy counts as "less than great", but I love this goal and Bellamy himself.  Go to 1:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDozrx29Ik0

I'll be honest, I started this thinking of Dossena v Utd and Johnson v Chelsea but I can't find any decent video clips of either so apologies for the lack of video evidence.

 

Dossena against utd was a belter; the icing on the cake of a spectacular spanking, hot on the back of thrashing Real Madrid at home. Johnson's was the winner in a 1-0 against the plazzies at their shithole as I recall.

 

We haven't half had some dross over the years but one or two have scored the odd cracker. Titi Camara banged one or two in when Fowler and Owen were both sidelined with injuries but again I'm struggling for video.

2-1, no?  Quality cross field ball from Adam.

Persistent coughers on the morning commute.

Why would anybody do that? Bollocks need emptying daily, one way or another.

An old romantic, is Turdseye.

This scenario pretty much put a stop to me doing drugs. As soon as the lines came out id be hunting every slut in the place trying to get my leg over and if that failed id be home ringing every bird in my phone book. Bad times. Drugs just turn me into a sex pest.

That and you just being a sex pest.

Wank ban

Katy Perry

Becoming a dad for the first time.

 

The new girl on countdown.

Do you want to impregnate her, Tom?

"We need to be careful we don't step on any rakes..."

*GOOGLES WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS*

*CURLS UP IN A BALL AND WANTS TO DIE*

I'm a cross between Denny Crane, markcoulter and Jermaine Pennant.

I talk sense, me.

Thanks, I'm not sure what the bigger news is, that I'm going to be a Dad or that I'm going to enjoy Christmas.

It certainly changes Xmas forever!  Instead of trying to beat the record for nights out in one month, it's now all about finding the coolest present money can buy.

Been for the 12 week scan (at 9 O'clock) this morning, look set to be joining this not so exclusive club. A mixture of relief that everything was ok this time and just excitement. Baby due on 7th December.

Well played, lad.  Many congratulations.  It's the best buzz ever.

I've a 8.5 month old and he's just an awesome little kid.

And don't mind what people say about the end of life as you know it etc etc.  You adapt and get on with things, I still have good nights out although me and the wife probably go out less together, more so individually with our own mates, just so we're not constantly calling on babysitters.

*SHAKES HEAD* Rodgers again

*RODGERS FARTS*

Is this shit supposed to be funny?

Tony in "this thread is shit (or the like)" shocker

It's expensive and beautiful and Rotorua smells of Stella farts.

What if The Unthinkable Happened And Rodgers Got Another Thread.

The depth of knowledge of NZ on this board is really quite breathtaking.

 

Did you lot not learn anything else at school? Was it all about NZ?

Wanaka is boss.

So is the Otago Peninsula.

And Queenstown, obvs.

Carragher's voice gets right on my tits. 

Not having that.  And I'm not even a Scouser.

Yawn.

Is that a typo?

YNWA.

No need for that.

Quim.

Change your name back to Manero as well, please, you nonce.

In response to the thread title: Not according to Harry Redknapp, who said yesterday that Fat Sam should immediately replace Brendan.

Worracunt.

People who fucking love to gloat about themselves. I'm all for a bit of self-promotion in the workplace but people who do it constantly and to the detriment of others rattle my fucking cage.

I'm great.

People who push the button on a lift when it's already lit up.  Pointless, impatient mongs.