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  1. > Question 1: > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three > Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had > Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? > > > Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. > > > > Question 2: > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. > Here are the facts about the three candidates. > > > Candidate A: > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. > He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 > Martinis a day. > > > Candidate B: > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in > College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > > > Candidate C: > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, > Drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery. > > > Which of these candidates would be our choice? > > Decide first.... > > > > > > > > > > Candidate A is Frank lin D. Roosevelt . > Candidate B is Winston Churchill. > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. > > And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: > If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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